Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist
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Why was she unable to cope with t-junctions at 14? Seems odd, even for her.Ciao bambinos! Just popping in while reading all about Italian Jack to say happy 300th and put this link to Bella Jackissimo (aka Mick Hucknall Merkin haired Jack) here
Go, Greta. Autism is my superpower too | Jack Monroe
Like 16-year-old climate campaigner Greta Thunberg, I think differently. If only certain blinkered men could respect thatā¦www.theguardian.com
What. A. Tool. Sample quote āI am frequently told by men thatI am aggressive and difficult, awkward, and unapproachableā
Nooooo, I didn't need to see itYou ask and we shall find.
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ETA- @Cookiecookie Mrs T is obsessed by Heartbreaker too. She is in tears at the moment. I cannot comment because I am posting pictures of vile recipes made by a horrible person to a group of hilarious trolls on the internet.
I'm hoping Mrs T doesn't run up to you several times a day and peppers you with stalkerish facts about every actor involved!
Jack did immediately after setting up another Patreon tier for it!
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So's Jack...
Happy 300 threads you āorible lot! It doesnāt seem 5 minutes ago since Jack gate crashed the party but here we are and absolutely nothing has changed with her, sheās still the vile individual we all know and thoroughly dislike. Big fan of the subject specific hattage by the way 
Donāt go giving her ideas!
Next thing weāll have a post-grunk rant about the soaring cost of Freddos and how the poors deserve easy access to all types of chocolate and not just the cheap stuff, like sheās been saying for the past 8 YEARS!
What I donāt understand is that in every other type of job, if you were being paid to do things (like teach actual lessons, treat people, produce things, fix things, analyse data- run out of examples) and you just ~didnāt~, there would be serious consequences wouldnāt there? Initial meetings, warnings, disciplinary procedures?
How is it that she is getting away with being paid for her patreon where it states that there will be something in return for that money and that something hasnāt been produced?
how?
How?
HOW?
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Happy 300 you guys! I remember the heady thread one days, where I saw her name and clicked, thinking I was an orrible cow for hating her. And here we are now 
As a non-driver (who sold her car that she couldnāt drive back in the poverty), why is/was coping with T junctions even an issue for her? Does she mean she canāt cope with the idea that they exist? Canāt cope with them as a concept? As a pedestrian? As a feature of urban planning? Make it make sense!
The autistic squigg looks to have deleted their account.
Happy 300th Thread Day esteemed Cable ninnies!! 
Grunking because IāM BUSY but had to pop in and express appreciation for the hats which are far more stylish and sophisticated than Fackās 90% vegan pigskin abomination
Viennetta forever
NOW duck OFF
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Grunking because IāM BUSY but had to pop in and express appreciation for the hats which are far more stylish and sophisticated than Fackās 90% vegan pigskin abomination
Viennetta forever NOW duck OFF
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Howling at the vienetta hats, @Yel and @Pocahontas we Stan thee 
thank you for all you do. I am defo going to the shops for a vienetta later. Does anyone remember the round cake spin off to vienetta, think it was called Romantico
thank you for all you do. I am defo going to the shops for a vienetta later. Does anyone remember the round cake spin off to vienetta, think it was called Romantico 
So, when Jack goes quiet again, we can ask her "where you bin, like, where you wheelie bin?"
Edit: should have put behind 'dad joke' spoiler, sorry, lads!
Happy 300th!
Oh my Christ, Vienetta hats! I'm off to Farm Foods later to buy one (they sell them for a quid which is excellent because I am POOR).
I jumped on board when Jack was yomping around buying chips and spreading Covid. She fucked me right off then and still does. Anyway, happy 300 Frau! See you at 500, will bring some proh-duce I found in a puddle.
I jumped on board when Jack was yomping around buying chips and spreading Covid. She fucked me right off then and still does. Anyway, happy 300 Frau! See you at 500, will bring some proh-duce I found in a puddle.
The height of sophistication was Gino Ginelli ice cream. I liked all of them except the tutti frutti, which had sticky candy fruit pieces that stuck in your teeth.Howling at the vienetta hats, @Yel and @Pocahontas we Stan thee
Bum vase on Saturday Kitchen!
My mum used to lie and tell me that yes, of course my Ice cream was Gino ginelli (it was just whatever) lol!
@Cookiecookie That recipe you posted 
Do all of Jackās recipe preambles basically say āThis dish is terribleā¦ awful. Nothing like the dish that I wanted to recreate. Donāt botherā.
She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
Do all of Jackās recipe preambles basically say āThis dish is terribleā¦ awful. Nothing like the dish that I wanted to recreate. Donāt botherā.
She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
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