The word tindade makes me want to walk into the sea.@Cookiecookie That recipe you postedDo all of Jackās recipe preambles basically say āThis dish is terribleā¦ awful. Nothing like the dish that I wanted to recreate. Donāt botherā.
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She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
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Ah, sloppy work, Jack, you missed out the "n" in that.
I rinse
I rinse
I rinse
Maybe a photoshop frau can fix it for you?
Morning and happy 300 to all you lovelies! 
And we have hats - especially being partial to Vienetta, awesome @Yel and @Pocahontas !
xx
And we have hats - especially being partial to Vienetta, awesome @Yel and @Pocahontas !
xx
Had to tell you all about my dream last night. I dreamt that I messaged my sister a totally mad nonsense sentence ā¦ something like āneed to get sandwich ā¦..ā and in my dream we were laughing about this, and I was telling her Iād done this in a fugue state a la Monroe and I couldnāt wait to get on Tattle and tell you all. Anyway here I am, telling you about a dream I had in which I told you about something Iād done, but I didnāt do it. This must be what jacks world is like 
sorry for the ramble just had to share my alcohol induced madness.
sorry for the ramble just had to share my alcohol induced madness.
Wow the Vienetta hats are incredible. What a treat. *FANCY PERSON KLAXON* I have a birthday themed Vienetta in the freezer that I bought in Waitrose the other day. Today might be the day to crack it open
I canāt believe the level of effortless sophistication flex here, of just having a vienetta in the freezer already.
When you Google gorgonzola semi-freddo tattle (Jack thread obvs) is the 4th result. TOOT TOOT
Where is it? I canāt see it
The publisher was probably busy with the real cookery books that people actually read, not just ones they chuck to the povos to feel better about themselves.@Cookiecookie That recipe you posted
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She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
There have been times where Iāve had to edit terrible writing and have gone back and forth with the writer so many times, I just canāt be arsed anymore. I either write it myself or just say āduck itā. I can imagine the poor editor approving this and pouring themselves a large scotch thinking about the horror theyāve unleashed on the world.
V for Viennetta
Was at the beginning, one of the dishes a viewer had cooked. Bum vase background!
If we all google jack Monroe and click through (have to click through and then not immediately close!) to the wiki it would fly up the results.
Currently on page 4
Now I'm not saying do this on all devices you have access to, this is all hypothetical
A lot of them do, yes. I've never come across another cook who describes their food quite like Jack. She's got even more revolting descriptions in Tin Can Cook.@Cookiecookie That recipe you posted
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She literally called this recipe an abomination. And she expects people to want to try it? Did anyone proof read this bleeping thing?
Happy 300 my Hive of Villainy Frauen! This is such a lovely, witty, intelligent space and my favourite thing about it that we come from such a variety of walks in life and beliefs and we still get on and are kind to each other.
far from being a hive of villainy, this is honestly the kindest most genuine spaceIāve found on the internet.
Vienetta was the posh dessert my grandmother brought out for special Sunday lunches with the whole family
My favourite part was the curly ice cream on the sides. I always used to scrape that off first.
On autism: whilst I do not know anyone IRL who has an Autism Spectrum Disorder (that I know of !) I have read enough by neurodivergent people to know that the Rain Man / Sia Music / Hollywood LARP that Jack does is NOT it and that many ND people find it actively offensive. I find it hard to believe that Jack, who claims to be clever and well read (she has the communist manifesto on her bookshelf!) does not know this. Why has no one told her?
far from being a hive of villainy, this is honestly the kindest most genuine spaceIāve found on the internet.
Vienetta was the posh dessert my grandmother brought out for special Sunday lunches with the whole family
My favourite part was the curly ice cream on the sides. I always used to scrape that off first.On autism: whilst I do not know anyone IRL who has an Autism Spectrum Disorder (that I know of !) I have read enough by neurodivergent people to know that the Rain Man / Sia Music / Hollywood LARP that Jack does is NOT it and that many ND people find it actively offensive. I find it hard to believe that Jack, who claims to be clever and well read (she has the communist manifesto on her bookshelf!) does not know this. Why has no one told her?
Olly the wine guy just said āwe love a bit of the chaos and the factsā
Giovanna fletcher is on the show.
Giovanna fletcher is on the show.
Iām so excited that we have our own canal hats (although I always feel a bit sorry for Rik and Ade having to share).
If I wasnāt going out for my birthday* meal with my family later Iād deffo be getting a Vienetta to celebrate.
*before any kindly fraus wish me happy birthday my birthday was actually in January.
If I wasnāt going out for my birthday* meal with my family later Iād deffo be getting a Vienetta to celebrate.
*before any kindly fraus wish me happy birthday my birthday was actually in January.
Just make sure youāre not near the MOD
Happy 300! Almost as many threads as there are Jacks!
Then you must post them! Maybe start a Recipe Of The Day slot. Itāll be a shitshow, but an entertaining shitshow.
Happy Thread 300 you ninnies! Thanks for all the hooting, receipts and screenshots. Unbelievable to think Jack is still here tweeting away and hasn't changed one bit.
Why do we all have viennettas on our heads?
Why do we all have viennettas on our heads?
Ah, I see what happened!I feel like we should all get Cornettos on our heads to celebrate the 300 and that jack now identifys as Italian or somefink!
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