The menu is interesting. Despite this 'new' idea of things having few ingredients/flavours, there are still a lot of flavours on that plate. However, looks like everything will be overpowered by lemon anyway so Wtfdik
I'm sure ocado sell that, I accidently ordered it during lockdown when it was the only pasta they had in stock, when it arrived my son who was putting the shopping away came in hooting whilst waving the package. It wasn't wasted as when I told my Italian friend he was excited as his mother used to cook it for him in soup as a child so I gave it to him.(they do the cutest tiny star shaped pasta for toddlers, mine are too old for it now and I miss it )
Wonder if it's the rare Passive Aggressive Lemon?Why so much lemon?
Hi Jack & Big DBig Dave appears to have locked his Facebook down a bit. Good
Is she going to bring out the empty chair photo again?
What a stupid brown nosing reply.
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Same, but as a result I'm reeeeally slow so definitely couldn't handle working in a professional kitchen. Whenever I cook for my parents they joke that the food will be amazing but we won't be eating it til midnight.I am quite a chilled cook. I never really get in a flap, no matter what I am cooking. I just deal with it. That being said I couldn't handle a high end working kitchen with the bossiness of the head chef. They would get a pan to the head.
@happyclouds I take it that just this week's stats?Hello! I've been a lurker from Thread 1, I thought I'd finally pop my head in for Thread 300. To celebrate, I've done an advanced search on Twitter to get some stats for you all Obviously this doesn't include deleted tweets, I'm sure there's a lot more that we can't access anymore!
Number of times Jack has said she's exhausted - 25
Number of times Jack has mentioned that SHE RENTS - 40
Number of times Jack has threatened to sue for libel - 7
Number of times that Jack has mentioned trolls - 26
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Trussell Trust - 8
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Jack - 9, plus tip jar in bio and TWO links on her website (both Donate and Tip Jar lead to her paypal.me)
Iâm exactly the same. My family know whatever time I say itâs going be at least two hours after. We all like eating late anyway . A professional kitchen would end me .I hate the thought of people touching my food to display it and kitchens are so hot that brow sweat is going to be dripping . I get that there are standards to be maintained when people are paying a high price for food but the amount getting thrown in food waste bins because of minor issues always shocks me.Same, but as a result I'm reeeeally slow so definitely couldn't handle working in a professional kitchen. Whenever I cook for my parents they joke that the food will be amazing but we won't be eating it til midnight.
Whoa. I didnât realise the birth of a new sibling (well, half-sibling) could have been one of the reasons why Jack descended into fake poverty. Makes total sense.Iâve just realised, also, that not only is her exâs/SBâs dad FB wide open, but so is his young daughterâs. Madness. Who would do that? And guess whose birth coincided with The Povertyâ˘ď¸ and who in the accompanying pictures looks very much clean, well-fed, with warm clothes on?
You're not Irish, Jack. You can't sit with us.She's back. And cooking.
Talking of which can gavotting and spiral be added to the jackionary? I appreciate we can all edit the wik, but I donât want to stuff it upCan we have vientettas again on the next milestone...thread 344? Much love to all you Herrs and Fraus on this auspicious occasion. I've been working all weekend and peeking in to the thread on my breaks to what joyous gavotting is going on.
I am awed and impressed by this. I couldnât do this in a million years, seriously!My menu today:
Roast chicken with red onion, with fresh parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme.
tenderstem broccoli with garlic and lemon
Jersey royals potato salad
Massive salad with lots of fresh herbs, dressing etc
Rhubarb crumble and custard
The one where the contents have turned a shade of brown.Fresh lemons?? Nah, she'll be pulling out her ancient Jif bottle for the occasion.
Yeah I know, I am one.Bisexuals exist, thank you.
This is such bullshit. Sweated through 4 t-shirts, what did she run a marathon, is she peri menopausal? How did she break two knobs on her oven, did she have some kind of smol pixie howling convulsion rage and attack it? Why is she portraying lunch as a multifaceted operation with a complexity equal to the D Day landings?She's back. And cooking.
This is some excellent armchair psychologising and I agree with everything you say apart from the bit about her mum being pulled in - I think her mum is prone to the same victim cosplaying and they compete with it a bit.Big Dave is half English, he has posted about his military maternal grandfather on Facebook. That makes Jack 1/4 Cypriot. And 1/2 northern Irish Protestant, not Irish Mammy.
Big Dave seems very pompous and overly proud of himself, the difference between him and his sly, grifting daughter is that he actually has the kudos to back his ego up.
Being raised to have an ego the size of a galaxy, combined with a complete lack of ability or redeeming features, must have been very disturbing for Jackâs self-esteem. Hence developing the delusions of grandeur and compulsive lying. She craves the respect that is granted to her dad but has done nothing to deserve it.
She craves the sympathy that her mum and others give to suffering or struggling foster kids, hence the MĂźnchausen syndrome and the pov cosplay. Some time ago on Twitter she was putting on a show of being alcoholic with mental health issues, and her mum was all over it, giving sympathy and saying she feels like she failed as a mum. Thatâs exactly the reaction that Jack wants.
Theyâre not bad people and Iâm sure overall theyâre very good parents, but their imperfections combined in the most horrifying way when raising Jack. Theyâve created a monster.
I would say they must be so ashamed, but I think that Big Dave like Jack is incapable of accepting fault, while her mum is fully pulled in by her victim-signalling.
But she doesnât read here!Hi Jack & Big D
Whilst youâre here, can you ask your daughter to pay her taxes? And the Teemill profits?
Thankyou