Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[ConfusedMango]

Happy 300 threads ninnies! I don’t post often but I try to grunk along daily. I appreciate the collective research, insights and most of all the canal’s hilarity that makes these threads a fascinating read.

It’s amazing (and quite frightening) that in all this time Jack hasn’t changed at all and has progressively got worse. A truly awful person.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Jack hadn’t stolen all the Viennetta’s in Southend, my husband found one! TOOT TOOT

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*Photo just taken in my hallway with wrapping paper background as I had no wallpaper samples a la Jack

That’s the fanciest vienetta I’ve ever seen. Do I need to report you to the ASA for not declaring your paid promotion?

 

[Amanda Lin]

Happy 300 slop fans.

What’s in the box? Can she unbox in honour of this thread?

 

[trueblue222]

Sorry if this is off topic but I saw a tweet that Jack replied to from Roadside mum where she was saying that she was going on a picnic and needed to make something that made her look more middle class

What?

And Jack responded by saying peanut butter and hummus and she nicked it off Nigella

I almost died laughing. How absurd

For context I’m as working class as hell and I’m not ashamed of it. Never have been and never will be. I would never go to a bloody picnic trying to disguise the fact that I’m working class. Ffs!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Happy 300th thread to all the Fraus. You all kept me going through lockdown. Love the humour and “niceness “ of this thread.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Jack hadn’t stolen all the Viennetta’s in Southend, my husband found one! TOOT TOOT

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*Photo just taken in my hallway with wrapping paper background as I had no wallpaper samples a la Jack

I have triangulated that wrapping paper as being from WAITROSE you FAUXCIALIST. We have some too

 

[FrumpyCat]

What's new, Jack.

I thought Jack plagiarized peanut butter in humans from Jamie Oliver.

Peanut butter a really obvious substitute. I don't know why Jack's maverick little brain didn't think of it before.

 

[Toffee finger]

That’s the fanciest vienetta I’ve ever seen. Do I need to report you to the ASA for not declaring your paid promotion?

Well it’s thread 300 it has to be fancy

I have triangulated that wrapping paper as being from WAITROSE you FAUXCIALIST. We have some too

I bought mine from Sainsburys actually so can you delete your LIBELLOUS post as my lawyer in Israel wins 100% of his cases. Leave me alone thankyou

(genuinely bought it from Sainsburys but I’ve seen it in Asda too. It gets around)

 

[Thank(space)you]

I had a Charlie bighams lasagne for dinner in honour of thread 300

 

[veronica71]

I thought Jack plagiarized peanut butter in humans from Jamie Oliver.

Peanut butter a really obvious substitute. I don't know why Jack's maverick little brain didn't think of it before.

I know it’s a typo but don’t give her ideas

 

[Captainmouse]

I thought Jack plagiarized peanut butter in humans from Jamie Oliver.

Peanut butter a really obvious substitute. I don't know why Jack's maverick little brain didn't think of it before.

peanut butter in humans.
snap!

 

[trancejunkie]

Happy 300 all the fraus! You are all fabulous
No Vienetta here - laid up in bed with covid but venturing to the freezer for ice cream & a flake shortly!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Whilst building my french BBQ yesterday, I wore one of my many Italia kickyball shirts.
We had LM mozzarella burgers with SCAMorza in homemade ciabatta. I drank Peroni, Mrs had Aperol.
I'm half half. But I think we can collectively agree that neither of my peoples want Jack..back off from our bridges, canals and food you segaiolo.

Italy and Scotland, my two favourite nations - i didn't think I could love you more Sweetie T yes yes, absolutely no bridges for you Jack, you Campana Fine

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Having been unduly influenced ALL DAY, I've just been to the co-op for Vienetta essentials and the shelves were empty. I hope all you hateful canal of bourgeoisie are happy now? Enjoy your evening xoxo

 

[Django]

No

Jack hadn’t stolen all the Viennetta’s in Southend, my husband found one! TOOT TOOT

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*Photo just taken in my hallway with wrapping paper background as I had no wallpaper samples a la Jack

Oh mate, I scoured this little part of
but I couldn't find a Viennetta so I bought some coffee ice cream because I don't like coffee.
Jackonundrums.

Happy trecento threads, Jacko xoxo

 

[FrumpyCat]

I know it’s a typo but don’t give her ideas

Sorry. I forgot 90% vegan.

peanut butter in humans.
snap!

I was in a fugue state when I typed that. Leave me alone. Have a lovely evening.

 

[katycat]

I am oscilating between craving death and a Vienetta. Unfortunately Mr Owl is on supper duty tonight and has just cryptically informed me he's been thinking about tuna. SOS. Send greasy foodos.

Unless Mr Owl is, confusingly, a cat, there is no excuse for that.

ETA: sending you a virtual pizza. It's the thought that counts.

 

[Prognosis Negative]

Happiest 300 to all Jack is the absolute worst but look at this brilliant body of work we made!
Thanks for all the hilarios and may we all wear little replica Vienetta hats for our day in court

 

[Raker]

Aw yes!

Buon Per Viennetta giorno, tutte!!

1 mendacious grifter

300 threads of vile bullying hags much love, lols, interesting discourse, differing viewpoints and understanding. And gifs. And SPREADSHEETS!! And songs ( … and sketches, and in-jokes old and new, we are the Fraus to entertain yoooo …

1000 Viennetti by the end of this thread

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Happiest 300 to all Jack is the absolute worst but look at this brilliant body of work we made!
Thanks for all the hilarios and may we all wear little replica Vienetta hats for our day in court

Just warning you all now that I'm gonna do a dress like Gaga, but entirely made out of Vienetta..
The longer Jack lies, the more it melts. Hopefully we'll all be back in The Winchester fairly sharpish