This is in her likes. Is that her and SB? WTF?
Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!
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I'll bring everyone a sick bowl
One or two early surprises but that aside the SNP are smashing it in Scotland. Thanks for the tip to vote for them Jack 
Much appreciated
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Someone in the comments made this and I’m howling. Just realised the original is an anti smoking ad but still.
I shall wear a large red flower pinned to my jacket when I next go shopping and PumbleMumble will be the code word should we spot each other!
Duolingo is great if you want to be able to say "the blue tortoise eats lettuce" in a range of languages.
What an utterly tit present for a 12-year-old. When I was a language teacher I spent a lot of time thinking about intrinsic vs extrinsic motivations for learning (basically, the former is good and the latter is not, but it's quite hard to encourage the former). If Jack genuinely wants her son to learn a language, she should, I dunno, take him for a week to a country where it's spoken and help him realise how useful it is to communicate. But that would involve actually spending time with him, so perish the thought.
Anyway, Italian Jack seems to have given way to Inane Politics Jack, so the people of Venice can relax - it's the north of England's turn to suffer!
What an utterly tit present for a 12-year-old. When I was a language teacher I spent a lot of time thinking about intrinsic vs extrinsic motivations for learning (basically, the former is good and the latter is not, but it's quite hard to encourage the former). If Jack genuinely wants her son to learn a language, she should, I dunno, take him for a week to a country where it's spoken and help him realise how useful it is to communicate. But that would involve actually spending time with him, so perish the thought.
Anyway, Italian Jack seems to have given way to Inane Politics Jack, so the people of Venice can relax - it's the north of England's turn to suffer!
Every Frau should get a slopbot t-shirt for recognition in the wild!I shall wear a large red flower pinned to my jacket when I next go shopping and PumbleMumble will be the code word should we spot each other!
I would honestly buy a SlopBot tee - and I am very much against buying new clothing and almost exclusively shop in charity shops and second hand apps. One day - maybe. One day.
anyway - this has killed me today. Apparently the joke is on her because the extreme privacy (when she hasn’t given two shits about her other lovers) is nothing at all to do with it being a man this time and not wanting to lose the kudos that comes with being a leftie lezza/NB/Trans (whichever is currently paid the most in articles and voxpops!)
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I love this. I grew up in South Wales and it is exactly what you say. The deprivation in the Valleys is horrific, leading to terrible physical and mental health, lower life expectancy, you can see the effects of intergenerational poverty and lack of opportunity etched onto the faces of the people, and these are historically proud, cultured, self sufficient communities. There is a lot of anger with Labour for their complacency - whether rightly or wrongly thats the way it is.
Jack has the simplistic, smug, complacant politics of your average posh middle class FBPE south east England dweller. The type who write for the Guardian and think working class areas which are crying out for help are more concerned with neopronouns and Alexandria occasio cortez than they are about the material conditions of their lives. And THATS why I hate Jack - she pretends to be speaking for real working class and oppressed classes, and in doing so, stops their voices being heard ifkwim? Posh do-gooders think they can just throw some coin to Jack and they've done their bit for the class struggle. She's not only not helping - she's actually hindering. And making bank off of it.
URGH, my blood pressure.
Please not Jack Monroe who wouldn't know a mung bean from her arse trying to school this squig on beans 
ETA she has still spelt cannellini wrong
ETA she has still spelt cannellini wrong
Fruit of the loom t shirts are ethically made. Something I found out after I bought my Nicola Sturgeon Che Guevara t shirt made by them
Fruit of the loom slop bot
If you're going to disclose your weight, you can definitely duck RIGHT OFF with the 'I'm fat' bollocks.
There was a Redwall cook book! (Of course you would need to be careful to make sure that you got the Redwall one not the Red Wall one with sadness and Brexit stotties)
Excuse me what the duck
The positive changes in Southend thanks to the "deliciously ragbag coalition of Lab, LDs and Indies (with a fantastic Labour leader at the helm)", according to Jack.
doing a paid press event cooking slop is setting it up now?
am i misremembering that you used to be able to buy iron on print things for t-shirts back in the 90’s? Or have I just invented these. Could do a sloppy B version and you wouldn’t have to buy new clothes!
Don't worry Jack, literally no one thinks you're going out with Gary Linekar.
Don't worry love. We know Gary wouldn't touch you with somebody else's bargepole.
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