That photo was Dec 23rd - maybe they were official on Dec 28th, and May 28th would be 5 months anniversary?
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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Conspiracy theory here - maybe she's just playing with us, and squig friend that posted the pronouns is an elaborate sock... It would fill her with glee to get us speculating, so she can have her gotcha moment. Squig in question has some interesting recent likes, LFC, Channel 4 and Dispatches, anti Boris/Tories bits, Diva Magazine, LOTS of Jack promotion...
Just throwing that out there amongst the Harold pigeons
Well. I knew her new OH was a man but not for one minute did I think it would be Phil Mitchell.
He reminds me of the guy from Freak Power, Tune in, turn off, drop out. If anyone remembers them. I reckon he’ll be a creative of some sort. Or anarchist, who encouraged her to do the Dead People Can’t Riot T-shirts. I’m going musician from Liverpool, maybe there’ll be another duet in the future “duck Tha Conservatives” or “Spoon in, Milk off, Slop out” or something
or he’s not real, the guy in the photo is a mate, she went to Venice alone and she’s trying to make people think she has friends/life so she can spend her wonga
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I’m sure she said they had a fling though so there was a relationship of sorts given that they were sleeping together
I just think it’s bonkers all this secrecy when she’s paraded all her other partners all over twitter and the press.
How thick are her followers though. She’s parading around Venice and they are still giving her cash. She’s laughing at them.
Peggy: So you're telling me she serves lard and blended potato peelings for Sunday lunch...but why son?
Phil: She's a traaazers bird, mum. It ain't right
Grant: It's for poor people who can't afford teeth or something.
She should come out as queer like Jameela Jamil. So BRAVE.
I just wish the bees would rise up against her like they did with Jameela.She should come out as queer like Jameela Jamil. So BRAVE.
I think they’ve been together around 8-10 weeks because let’s face it if she has a fart she tweets about it so she would never be able to keep that kind of news top secret.
Jack's beach walk was on 19th December.
Didn't she go with a male friend as well?
Whattttt?? But that would be beyond devious. It would be more devious than a cabal of foxes who have doctorates in deviousity from Southend University! Also I find it hard to believe that anyone would be so obsessed with Twitter as to play long con socks like that. But maybe I'm underestimating wor Jackie?Conspiracy theory here - maybe she's just playing with us, and squig friend that posted the pronouns is an elaborate sock... It would fill her with glee to get us speculating, so she can have her gotcha moment. Squig in question has some interesting recent likes, LFC, Channel 4 and Dispatches, anti Boris/Tories bits, Diva Magazine, LOTS of Jack promotion...
Just throwing that out there amongst the Harold pigeons
Anyways, whoever the chum squig was, we know they're posh, because let's face it who says things like 'Onwards' and 'Chum' in the real world? I don't doubt that she's probably got a few friends in the media who are posh performative lefties like she is.
Also I don't think we should re-post the pic of Grant Mitchell, he didn't ask for that. Not necessarily OH anyway, could be brother, mate, AA fellow - the latter especially is why we shouldn't be re-posting imho. If I've missed something here and am overstepping then ignore me and apologies.
Just found out she wrote one of my favourite episodes of True Blood. Ah sad times. I will just have to watch it and pretend she didn't have anything to do with it because she's terrible 
Wheezing at all the forensic analysis of reflections in mendacious mirrors/sunglasses. Granular, dear hearts.
I wonder if the lights are on or off.
I wonder if the lights are on or off.
To be honest, I felt a bit bad for a few seconds posting it. BUT, it’s in her Twitter feed with half a million followers, and has been for over four months, and she knows it. She put it out there, she never shuts up about him. Or else it’s a big con, and we fell for it. Mods can delete if I fucked up, and I’m happy to apologise.
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Mamma mia yes, the detective work today is off the scale! the canal piecing together the real story like
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How many watches does she own?!
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