But you didn't take him, and you never will! We camped across the lagoon and got the water taxi to Venice when we took our kids. I could never go away without them when they were small, plus they wouldn't let us, they would have complained bitterly and we liked their company
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Wait till she catches up here
Do we think she's just learned what gelato is? She has mentioned it in basically every tweet.
Has she had her lips done again? Oh no, silly me, if there's only £34 in the bank and working 100+ hr weeks would make that impossible.
Betting on this for the next JM lukewarm hot take
They’re called tit catchers up here. Apt!
Her tweets are funnier if you read OH as if it’s an exclamation…OH!!
I don't understand how you can have been in Venice and think it's one island. Are we sure she hasn't photoshopoed Venice beneath her Mediterranean arse? #Venicetruther
Just how much is gelato in Venice?
Seeing as by her yardstick it's cheap and Jack bemoans the rich people that buy a "fancy" m&s meal deal (which hasn't gone up in price or changed in 10 years, apart from it now excludes the most expensive item
).
I wonder if Jack was talking about canals and it prompted this trip
Seeing as by her yardstick it's cheap and Jack bemoans the rich people that buy a "fancy" m&s meal deal (which hasn't gone up in price or changed in 10 years, apart from it now excludes the most expensive item
).I wonder if Jack was talking about canals and it prompted this trip
Don’t worry, she’s doing the lovebombing.
He’s read the tweets & seen the meal plan. Exactly why that performative nonsense around the £20 shop is so dangerously inept. It gives people like Eustice the idea that it’s failure to budget that causes poverty & malnutrition, not failure of income. Seething.
I woke up and did an early hours grunk then drifted back off and dreamt I had a date with Stringer Bell off the Wire and I absolutely know it was because I read ‘they are good peoples’ just before I went to sleep.
Around €1.50 to €2 off the main drag.Just how much is gelato in Venice?
Seeing as by her yardstick it's cheap and Jack bemoans the rich people that buy a "fancy" m&s meal deal (which hasn't gone up in price or changed in 10 years, apart from it now excludes the most expensive item
I wonder if Jack was talking about canals and it prompted this trip
If she doesn’t propose soon then it’s defo a man
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This is the kind of tourist behaviour that Venetians detest. They don't want you lounging all over their infrastructure, eating on steps, or laying about sunbathing. She's such a colonial oik. If you do your research, you'll find excellent advice about how to behave in Italian tourist destinations that aren't designed for tourists.
She’s probably paying, but pretending they are that patreon/teemill money has to go somewhere before HMRC take it all
Given recent Frau discussions and Jack’s incapacity for anything but forensic granular accuracy, I’m reading this as OH is a ‘they’ in the DID sense.
Has boobs big enough to be noticed on a Twitter avatar yet wears 11 year old boys jumpers.
Is 5 foot 2 yet wears cheap men’s jeans that are so perfect she buys 2 pairs.
No, no idea
Is 5 foot 2 yet wears cheap men’s jeans that are so perfect she buys 2 pairs.
No, no idea
Venice looks tit. Gelato sounds wanky. Standard Jack as per. Harp on about how she deserves this break that someone else paid for. Pathetic.
The fit of them doesn't look like men's jeans (although I'm totally prepared to be wrong!) Men's jeans aren't typically designed with
in mind, and they look like they fit her arse and waist fairly well.
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