Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[Pavlova]

Can anyone tell me if Jack is seeing someone?

Only herself in the sentient mirror

 

[DinosaurSenior]

This has been the Best Day Ever!

Gnite, y'all!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Out of interest, is TD being piled on by a load of rabid Jackolytes?

 

[kachoochoo]

I know it's a bit gauche to quote myself, but I invented this 9 threads ago!

Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back

Erm, so does she think she’s the Liam Neeson/Taken of poverty now? Only he’s done that film like four times and it’s still shit

tattle.life

ooh, I might try this tomorrow. cooker's still out of action and I've got nothing else to do

 

[MooBelle]

From the woman who brought us sausage toffee, I give you.. sausage juice

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Wtf does 'spaffed' mean?
Reading the sentence it seems to mean 'squirted ' but I'm not sure.

 

[GrannyOgg]

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Anyone any idea who painted the kitchen units? Not something you’d normally be allowed to do in a rented house unless you employed a professional.

 

[YenE]

Jack's now laying the groundwork as to what she can blame this on...

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Liar! Liar! Pants on fire

 

[Pavlova]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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Do you think it's their way of getting back at her? I do wonder!

 

[StatusWoe]

Shoes, in Liverpool it’s usually spelled with an e on the end.

Ah right, thanks. Around here it's normally 'yous'.

 

[Elastoblast]

I genuinely think the next thread title should just be

GEORGIA

(in capitals to really hammer it home on her daily grunk)

Or GEORGIA on her MIND

 

[Smeghead]

Jack's back! And in hell...

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Lights off

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Anyone know off the top of their heads what thread number the THAT MAN chaos was on, I wanna read

Pretty sure it is actually on thread one or potentially 2. There were barely any posts about her until THAT PILE ON. Read the lime goss article in the wiki for the full story

 

[Vanelope]

She puts peanut butter in her hummus. Few things could solve the Middle East crisis but I think Israelis and Palestinians alike could come together to condemn that.

because peanut and sesame are like everything else interchangeable?

On a tangent Edd Kimber does a chocolate chip and tahini cookie that is very good.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

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Of course you did

 

[Vanelope]

"Yer box is universal" will be my go-to insult from now on.

Sad times, Frauen - today I was in a hammam. It had big ceramic candle holders with star-shaped cutouts, to make stars of light. And, instead of relaxing, it just made me think of the time Jack Monroe drilled holes in old tin cans (not fully cleaned, complete with bits of tomato) to make tealight holders for her bathroom.

Ceramic though my dear CL - not fire hazard/bath melting tin cans that could cause serious burns.

 

[Cookiecookie]

View attachment 1213885You do not love Gigantes, never ever in the memory of man will a person believe that you, mucky Monroe queen of bean washing, likes Gigantes. Lies

She did do a recipe for them in her first book. I'm at work at the moment, but I can dig it later

 

[X452]

When there's loads of new pages I don't usually go back. So glad I did to see this Georgia nonsense!! Couldn't stop giggling every few mins!!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

This is the tweet reply to TD

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Woah that'll Sting

 

[Smeghead]

Just wanted to say that SB'S dad does not have a brother.
He has a sister and BiL, but no brother.
I think we can officially cross him out in the Harold sweepstakes, although my money was on him being Harold.

Deliberate red herring

 

[gimlet]

Whoosh there goes the midnight train to Forensic.

Title thread nomination