The only solution is for Twitter to implement some kind of filter that gives the user a mild electric shock everytime they tweet something this stupid.
Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?
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The only solution is for Twitter to implement some kind of filter that gives the user a mild electric shock everytime they tweet something this stupid.
I adore Brut. Reminds me of my Dad in his heyday. Taking my Mom to Prize Bingo up the club then for a chippy supper, wearing a v neck pullover reeking of it 
Jack can piss off and leave it alone. Ruining my nostalgia!
Jack can piss off and leave it alone. Ruining my nostalgia!
Would love to hear what Ottolenghi says about this.
You gotta spend a loada £££ to get a load of points. This isn’t the flex money saving tip she thinks it is.Hates Tesco club card points etc but doesn’t mind Superdrug points card then?
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I was going to ask what happened to tinned fish. Especially as it was to cure her arthritis.
Bacon to cure arthritis is my fav comment today though.
Bacon to cure arthritis is my fav comment today though.
Off topic, kind of, but why does every twitter #discourse remind me of Jack?
Ottolenghi level?! ‘Kin ‘ell - she just tweets this shite without thinking…#lipfillerwatch
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Also, is this really a joke in good taste given that she wrote in Diva that she went to rehab for abusing pills as well as alcohol. I suppose she somehow managed to get a dig in at an actual chef but is it worth it Jack?
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Always has to be a story explaining how she came by anything that isn’t crumbs or rags.Hates Tesco club card points etc but doesn’t mind Superdrug points card then?
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She’s such a dullard.
In the words of Aaron Burr “talk less”
Bleurgh.
She is so grim.
And I bet the dirty gertie doesn't brush her teeth after scoffing acidic fruit and Easter eggs in bed. Is it any wonder her teeth are so rotten and she gets infected gumboils?
And a mild query. When does she ever do any actual work? The stuff that makes her sooooo tired?
Unlike you Jack.
*orangery klaxon* on the escape to the country show.
Apparently it was SB's fault that Jack got the shimmery black eye of shame.
DHOTYA
How does the bogger seat being up or down affect how you hit your face on it?
After Jack's rancid greasy sandwich at 2am did she have to get up again at 4am to let the cat out - like she always has to?
Cooking fuckin bacon, was it?
Someone’s fishing for an engagement ring
I thought the story about the black eye, at the time, was hitting it on a tap? Or am I misremembering?
Yeah I bet he luvs the bumps in the front of his T shirts jumpers etc
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