How does she watch Friends on her phone at home without any wifi or a Netflix account? Or does she take the rowing machine to her OH’s house?
Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?
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I bet it’s a different black eye incident but, y’know, it’s a complete lie, made up on the spot, high on Twitter dopamine as per.
One of my favourite shitshows, apart from wasting the NHS resources on her shiny eye.
That would be a 100% Jack thing to do with weasel words - I wasn't talking about *that* black eye, it IS possible to have had more than one black eye, etc etc
That whole black eye thing was such nonsense. Not eyeshadow - sitting in a sunbeam. I mean really.
At or on considerable speed???
Man that's so obviously makeup, how is she not mortified by that pic?
Something has caused her to start revising bits of history these past few weeks. At first I thought she might be grunking but I’m just not sure any more. A few things have been mentioned that are stuff we remember but others probably wouldn’t (and I don’t just mean non payment of tax) interesting.
Also, yay viggles!!!
Also, yay viggles!!!
Sorry if someone else has already said this (BUSY) but:
Where are the tattoos? Or is it a stunt Jack?
I've actually written 5 bestselling novels, you just wouldn't know because they're still in my notebooks at draft stage.
Thought she was a Celine Dione mega-fan? The absolute dweeb.
I’ve written an Oscar winning screenplay. You just wouldn’t know it because it’s all in my head. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
I am Oscar
See, Oscar, the ONS and ASDA, apparently the only supermarket in the U.K. will confirm I’m not talking out of my actual hole.
OMG you stupid Squig! It's on some bits of paper at a house in Southend OK?!
Can't believe that wasn't the first place you looked!
I’m gonna do a freedom of information to the ONS to find out how many A4 pages theVirtual Bullshit Index is
It’s not Brut or CK One. She reeks of desperation
Jack: "That's funny because it's about 100 pages of A4 paper........."
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