Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[Hollaaa]

I’m still grunking the new thread but wanted to commend Jack on outdoing the very work of Jesus Christ miraculously feeding 5000,with how much food they’ve produced with their pork bellies.

It's like the Mumsnet chicken all over again.
But worse.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Thank(space)you]

LOL. If she's ever so much as donated a box of Mr Kipling slices to the "school fete" (are they even called that anymore? Another Enid Blyton-ism), let alone baked anything for it, I'll eat my pigskin hat. And hers.

She can't bake a cake for the school fête, only vagina cakes remember

 

[Gary Baldy]

Is anyone thinking that her OH could be exactly that? Sort of that her ego got so massive that she spontaneously manifested a clone of herself? Like an amoeba or a glitch in the matrix? It would explain why the OH dresses exactly like her and has the exact same mugs.

 

[Clapster1]

First up, how humble of her to like this tweet... how humble.
Secondly, Our Jack is definitely the expert on poverty not being a spectator sport right!? Right guys????

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I'm doing a roast chicken and roast potatoes for one (which is very sad but hey ho) and I just threw my potato peelings away, feeling very wasteful now. I could have stuck them in a pie or something.

Not too late to plant them in the garden. I occasionally use potato peelings (well the bits with the eye) to grow my own PoTaToeS.
There’s a tip for you Jack with your massive garden, unless her tenancy agreement prevents it.

 

[Captainmouse]

Nailed it

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Dry, dusty,

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

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The cannon position just makes this picture.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Still loving the replies to this tweet that Jack thought twice about retweeting

 

[Malkiavelli]

Leaving this here without comment.
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It’s a subtle narrative shift here - she’s crowbarred herself centre stage with the fire service bollocks (as always), which was 10 full years ago now, whilst presenting the wider problem of cost of living - trying to push the idea all of it was forced upon her, all of it, and things like patreon and tv gigs are just an extension to societal injustices. So she’s not lucky, in a ‘just society’ she wouldn’t need to.. she’s repositioning herself (again) as the alpha victim.

 

[jenny2603]

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Muuuuuuuum, you're so EMBARRASSING!

 

[StatusWoe]

She is so bleeping thick! Most benefits are paid to people in work and pensioners.

There's also the segment of disabled/ill people who can't and will never be able to work, so it wouldn't make sense to 'incentivise' it for them.

I missed the firefighter comment at the end of the article because I was too distracted by the Guardian's note about their ''fearless journalism''. It sounds like a parody of one of those people who write angry letters to newspapers - Fearless from Islington

Also wondering how it's possible for her to ruin spaghetti?! It's the simplest thing to get right.

 

[Tabitha D]

Surely no organisation should even consider giving an award to someone who admits they have not paid their taxes for THREE years?

Also, they’ve clearly not fact-checked anything.
Jack didn’t cause the ONS changes - they’d already been announced last year. She didn’t “launch” the Vimes Boots Index - it doesn’t exist. She doesn’t provide nutritious recipes for The Poors - the portions are tiny (so she can keep them artificially cheap) and are often calorie-deficient - it’s not food that people can live off.
She’s a vicious bully on SM. Time and time again.
All that, and she’s not paid tax for at least two years, despite working solidly and having many lucrative projects (not to mention ££££ from Patreon). This is not tax avoidance (legal), it is tax evasion (very much not legal).
I hope someone writes to this organisation and alerts them to this. If she wins, it will be hugely embarrassing for them.
Same goes for The Food Programme. I hope they’ve fact checked. And if they’ve interviewed her, god knows how many new lies the self-aggrandising twerp will have come up with.


ETA: Not to mention the scammy Kickstarter. So many skeletons in her closet.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Also wondering how it's possible for her to ruin spaghetti?! It's the simplest thing to get right.

Are you aware of her work, Barbara?

 

[StatusWoe]

He’s too much of a lefty and not Tory enough?
I actually still hoot at the memory of her emailing him with the sign off “your comrade, Jack”

Haha, thanks for the reminder! There are not enough owls in the country to produce the necessary level of hooting.

Bet she was thinking ''how can I be down with the communist kidz?''and ended up going full Soviet.

 

[trueblue222]

I believe she would have been on income support back in the day and at that point she would not have been under pressure from the DWP to find work because her child was so young. She would also not have been under the threats of sanctions.

So basically. She was poor for 18 months and knows eff all about how hard it is to be on benefits right now. She’s the spokesperson for no one.

Legend in her own lunchtime.

 

[Tabitha D]

Nailed it

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WTF is that? And how tiny is that bowl??
Honestly, no one deserves a “meal” as sad and revolting as this. A couple of tablespoons of cold congealed pasta with some blobs of greenish matter. No one.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh god - triggering thread coming up

Spoiler: TW suicide

 

[HotesTilaire]

Jack getting the Graun journo to come to Southend to do the interview...then getting the same train back to London to wang on about putting out fires. Such a narc having a massive feed from the attention.
Big “socialist worker/Mormon/JW” Saturday afternoon town centre recruitment vibes. Bold st 1993 for the Scouse fraus

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Oh FFS.