Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

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Lizzie Mintdrop

Lizzie Mintdrop

Boyo said:
Can’t wait! If I give you my details, including email, mobile number, bank account no. and sort code, my first school and my mother’s maiden name, could you hit me up with a copy as soon as they’re available (‘winging me one’ would also be acceptable)? Thankyou! 🥰
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If you have any tragic stories I could co-opt, I'll wing one right over, just remind me publicly on twitter numerous times. Is it OK if I have a piss and a sandwich now? I'm having bad mentals and it's all your fault
 
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Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs

Disappointed that thread 300 won’t coincide with the ten year anniversary of the blog going viral and Jack being thrust upon the world. That isn’t until July. I assume we get an extra bank holiday for that one, like with the queen?
 
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Yel

Yel

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I can't stand the way she reduces the whole problem of the cost of living to just evil Tories. Nothing else. It's that simple.

Could it not be a complicated picture including many things. Such as rising middle classes across the world competing for resources, automation replacing jobs, people not wanting to pay a Nordic level of tax, an aging population, top up benefits allowing employers to pay less, state pension not pegged to life expectancy etc.

Printing money may also be a factor as they've been stealthy doing since 2008 and which Jack thinks doing way more of it and giving it to people will solve it all.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

LennyBriscoe said:
Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers

📢 DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST 📢
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Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

This is what you've given the world Jack. Clumps of salad gone off, on pasta.

And the award for most pointless person goes to.....
 
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'EllsBells

Lizzie Mintdrop said:
For thread 300, I'm going to make my dad's favourite; yellow belly custard, green snot pie, all mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick. It can't be worse, can it?
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OMG haven't heard this since my school days 🙀
 
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'EllsBells

For my celebration cake I will be making prune and oat surprise cake with sardine and prune juice sauce. The surprise will be whether it is served for breakfast or supper. 💅
 
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