The maniacs and the killers are the only two bands I haven’t seen that I want to.
I’m not a huge manics fan but I like them.
if you tolerate this etc
I love muse though. And they are phenomenal live
Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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I’m not a huge manics fan but I like them.
if you tolerate this etc
I love muse though. And they are phenomenal live
Can you imagine her actually cooking for 12 for a big holiday celebration?
No. Don’t do that. Everyone would end up very, very ill.
It is when you live alone
I just got virtual whiplash on my grunk she's gone from one extreme to another so quickly.For anyone who was worried that Jack was on the verge this afternoon, having been destroyed systematically by the haters, this tweet shows categorically that it is all bullshit.
I was worried, I stayed away for that reason, but it is beyond me how anyone who was in that place just hours ago could be doing this now.
Jack, I hate what you are doing to this thread. I hate that you make me feel so guilty so much of the time. I do not hate you.
It's not normal - and I'm seriously wondering whether any of it (including cooking for these people) is true or if she's descended finally into a complete and utter fantasy world.
And they all bugger off for a second dinner after pretending to eat the horror that she serves them. Like that Maxwell House advert of the 70s.
Who knows?
I spend too much time thinking about it, get too invested and say things I maybe shouldn’t.
Oh ffs a thread, sorry not read it so soz if triggering
Actually can you imagine the horror of SB’s friend being asked to Jack’s for dinner? Poor lamb.
Trying to show she’s a good person cooking for someone imaginary that can’t cook for themselves, going for a secondhand sympathy vote
She’s literally not even finished running through the Cypriot hills with goats and lemons and all of a sudden she’s running a guesthouse?!
Question.
Is this (who has one pair of shoes) grandad the same one (who is dead) who was outed by Edwina and had multiple properties?
Shut up 1 pair of shoes immigrant grandfather 
he had 12 bleeping houses tho, maybe if you stopped buying tit you’d have at least one!
he had 12 bleeping houses tho, maybe if you stopped buying tit you’d have at least one!
Sorry Jack, but that is not a crowd. That's literally fewer people than my family, without my kids' Harolds. Stop being so weird.
Also: squigs, please someone ask her about the Paul Hollywood photo and what the context behind showing an old photo was - other than bitterness, that is.
Oh no, it’s bad. Send deliveroo ASAP
PS sorry for the hugely unprofessional scroll bars, silver and marm would NEVER, but I have an iPhone mini cos smol hands
PS sorry for the hugely unprofessional scroll bars, silver and marm would NEVER, but I have an iPhone mini cos smol hands
It just shows it's all lies, simply her attempts to deflect any criticism. She actually stated earlier that she was on the verge of a breakdown! She truly doesn't know the meaning of the word, and it's disgusting of her to throw around terms like that the instant she wants to shut down an argument. Disgraceful person, she really is.For anyone who was worried that Jack was on the verge this afternoon, having been destroyed systematically by the haters, this tweet shows categorically that it is all bullshit.
I was worried, I stayed away for that reason, but it is beyond me how anyone who was in that place just hours ago could be doing this now.
Jack, I hate what you are doing to this thread. I hate that you make me feel so guilty so much of the time. I do not hate you.
What. The. Actual?Oh no, it’s bad. Send deliveroo ASAP
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PS sorry for the hugely unprofessional scroll bars, silver and marm would NEVER, but I have an iPhone mini cos smol hands
That amount of pork belly is not feeding 2 adults, 2 pre-teens, and 2 more portions for what is presumably another adult.
I'm not willing to address the dusty slop.
I'm not willing to address the dusty slop.
Please open a guesthouse, Jack! Then get Gordon Ramsay in to share his opinion...
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