Can see where she gets her hygiene ideas from, âa roll up behind his earâ
wasnât it a bed sit tho
Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.
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Jack attacking JRM's Easter tweer is Jack in her purest form, the path of least resistance. It's easy to score points with idiot squigs doing it whilst stroking her own ego. I don't have any time for JRM but surely if Jack really wanted to zing him rather than 'win easter' she could arrange a recorded debate with him. Sounds a bit too much like hard work, though.
Oh poor SB. Imagine going back into school after the weekend and SBâs mate tells the kids he was served uncooked belly pork and paxo, followed by that sad excuse for an egg hunt on Easter Sunday. 
SB mate has to be a relative? else this mate is never returning - that day at Jacks will forever haunt them
Let's hope this never happens and she never takes off in Canada. I've mentioned this before but 'dinky' is slang for fanny where I was born.
Sorry, I can't read that word without cringing!
bonjour cabal! i havenât caught up on jackâs cuntscapades but i am currently in france enjoying an espresso only to look up and see this on the menuâŚnow iâm being haunted by a voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behind 
I mean, even here, I can't imagine 'dink' or 'dinky' going down well as a nickname the minute he gets to school.
Please someone please, quote Matthew 7:15 back at herâŚ
âRatioâ doesnât mean what they think it means (in a Twitter context, anyway).
It doesnât mean âgetting more likes than the tweet you replied toâ, it means âposting such a terrible take it gets very few likes but tons of quote tweetsâ.
Hence âratioâ.
Dickheads.
LJC sheâs really jumping ahead with that OH relationship isnât she??!?
And she's meant to be off for a family lunch with the OH and the outlaws too...that'll be nice then!
They might be talking about JRM's ratio tbf. I just look at it and feel slightly sorry for him, Jack always makes me sympathise with people I'd generally not touch with a bargepole - what she does is like the opposite of effective activism, in that sense.
Chetna is the anti Jack. Successful utube, comfortable in her own skin and I could happily try everything in the cookbook of hers I bought after making recipes from her u tube a couple of times. My beloved has vetoed the egg and cabbage curry . Plus she eats everything she cooks
Call me cynical but I suspect he's getting exactly what he wants. For a Tory having the left queue up to appear nasty, intolerant, hypocritical and stupid under something you've tweeted must make a pretty good Easter gift.
He's 12. They don't do that.
I hope Jack manages to retrieve all the eggs the indifferent boys miss. I hate to think what havoc a stray mini egg could wreak upon Harold's mower.
And on a come-down this morning, so buckle in dear hearts...
Indeed, the tory industrial complex is actually much more mendaciously (heh) intelligent than they're even given credit for, and people keep falling right into their traps. Like the Rwanda thing just seems to have completely scrubbed people's memories of BJ and Rishimate being found guilty over Partygate and no one bats an eyelid, when it appears fairly clear to me that that was the entire point of it.
I hope so, because I havenât seen a sadder âegg huntâ than some tiny eggs haphazardly wrapped in tin foil, for kids too old for egg hunts.
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