You're mistaken. It's the light pouring from Jack that is illuminating the room.
Jack Monroe #285 Please handle your white male saviours
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Sue, Spew, Puddle McGrew, Tif'ny, Squiggle and Slop
My mum used to say “you’re running around like a whirling dervish” when I was young and being a bit of a… well, child, being active and annoying, ya know? Maybe she’s heard her mum say it and BIG WORDS’d it and got it totally wrong. Again.
I've been trying to follow along today with this absolute tit show in between living my ordinary life and all I can say is:
What is her major malfunction?
I veer from actual fear that this person exists and is worshipped by squigs, to just open mouthed gawping at the hellscape that is her so-called "professional" twitter account.
Twitter is her job (haha, like duck it is, it's more like her addiction and her downfall/refuge). And this is how she behaves.
Holy.
bleeping.
tit.
What is her major malfunction?
I veer from actual fear that this person exists and is worshipped by squigs, to just open mouthed gawping at the hellscape that is her so-called "professional" twitter account.
Twitter is her job (haha, like duck it is, it's more like her addiction and her downfall/refuge). And this is how she behaves.
Holy.
bleeping.
tit.
Exactly.
While she’s titting about on Twitter, people are worried shitless about feeding their families and paying their bills.
But hey, she put that Kevin bloke straight and all the Blue Tickers cheered.
Janice in Anytown, UK still can’t make ends meet but Jacko’s Tip Jar was topped up.
What a day. What activism.
Thats not what happens though, you bleeping hole, you literally just wake up look at the screen and read words. No baying mob following you around the crappy bungalow screaming abuse and yelling in your face, harassing you and your co workers (Coops mate hide) trashing your "work" and surrounding you. Just you and your phone you stupid hyperbolic hysterical word mongerer. You're just aggy cos you had £10K (imagined) lined up for special lovely things just for Jack and you had to hand it to charity as promised from your big shouty show offy gob.
Well put. I am fascinated by her working and activism claims. Both appear to revolve solely around Twitter. The bone idle scammer probably hasn't got out of bed if we presume SB is at his dad's. And let's hope he is at his dad's as she has done nothing with him at all so far in his Easter holiday break.
3 Days til the full moon... yipppeeee!!!!!
I have a day off tomorrow so I’m able to watch Slop Savers (or whatever it’s actually called) - what time is it on pleaseandthankyou x
It's very odd that none of these poor people who email her at 5am for help on what to eat from their meagre supplies ever come forward to say how much she's helped them.
Because its all bollocks wee puzzled smol squiggsy !
Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe
is it normal to be engaged to someone to the point of putting a deposit on a venue without knowing their salary? not even a ballpark figure?? total bleeping bollocks, *especially* in the same industry you’d discuss these things to set your own expectations/goals. I am in a salary disparity...
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Wouldn't put it past her (past'er, pasta) to smash down the shelf just to create a pic and post this story
What's with "property inspection" implying that the house itself needs to be a legally "condemned building"? She means a regular review by landlord's agent to ensure property is being maintained in a seemly, lawful manner by tenant and is using weasel words again
This increasing nonsense about her home has an end goal, but I'm not sure what. Like, obviously it involves grifting money, but as it's obvious the lease talk is all a lie, why take this path?
Too early thread title !
Oh, doggo, no
My "actual food bank user" friend who is in homeless accommodation and on an extremely restricted budget should be Jack's target guy
We do a thing every teatime where we send each other pics of what we're having, and his always look amazing. Everything he buys is yellow sticker. He asked the staff in his local Tesco when the best time was to get it (7pm)
He has no cooker, but does stuff like yellow sticker burgers on the George Formby Grill ( that I got him for Christmas... I am a puddle)
He genuinely wouldn't touch any of the shite that Jack thinks he should be eating.
She's so out of touch with how people actually live.
twit
We do a thing every teatime where we send each other pics of what we're having, and his always look amazing. Everything he buys is yellow sticker. He asked the staff in his local Tesco when the best time was to get it (7pm)
He has no cooker, but does stuff like yellow sticker burgers on the George Formby Grill ( that I got him for Christmas... I am a puddle)
He genuinely wouldn't touch any of the shite that Jack thinks he should be eating.
She's so out of touch with how people actually live.
twit
It's mad that no-one had a clue that LJC had a new partner until - you guessed it - her ex told her 400k Twitter followers 
I'd be pissed if I was them.
I'd be pissed if I was them.
I had a little owl champagne at the George formby grill
right, so it's tomorrow/later this morning i need to prepare for aneurysm, yeah?
better get toot tooting into bed!
better get toot tooting into bed!
Since it is probably prerecorded I hope that if she is making the noodle dish she suggests a substitution of 29p pasta if they don’t have noodles. Like the time on DKL she said to use any pasta for lasagne.
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