apologies in advance, I am rubbish at editing but the idea of JM sprinting around in Cyprus like Maria in the Sound of Music has been amusing me all day so here we are. new reboot just dropped
Nah, not even there mate.
I would love Jack to explain how following her patronisingly means your 'voice will be raised'? We all know she is utterly selfish and never retweets anything unless it relates directly to her. And how it might benefit her.ugh, she's actually doing "like this and I'll follow back" like it's 2011 all over again
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Now if Kevin the Tory had any sense and sadly a look at his Twitter does not fill me with optimism on that score, he'd pick Lorraine as his moment to strike. Obvs he'd want to start off with the tax dodging, then remark it's no wonder poor people struggle to feed themselves well if they're taking advice from a terrible cook like Jack. He'd go on to remark what a crushing snob she is and how she sneered at him for drinking cheapo wine and finally reveal what a toff she is. It would be an absolute hoot and her squigs tend to go a bit quiet when she's done a slop on the TV because most of them are only following for the drama and pile ons, so he'd likely be spared another onslaught as she wouldn't want to draw too much attention to it.my own take if I may: tweeting to continue until around 2am.
tweets tomorrow will be dryer than a dog biscuit and will include classics such as ‘I’ve had 46 minutes sleep in the past 4 days’;
‘I’m doing this for free’ etc.
These tweets will coincide with the negative/constructive/what the duck type of comments during and immediately following the next meal idea on Lorraine. No mention will be made of the appearance on tv by Jack or the FM’s who will no doubt be mantra-ing to themselves ‘if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all; got to keep on her good side’. Around late afternoon there will be a dip, thecomedown will start to creep indopamine high will wear off and the lights will be OFF. I could go on but what’s the bleeping point!?
Tweeting is NOT A JOB.
She hardly gets any abuse on Twitter and most of what she calls abuse is just folk pointing out she's a liar, which would stop if she stopped lying. I'm surprised someone with a genius level IQ hadn't worked that out for themselves, I expect it's the old concussion.
I really hope Harold has had the snip.I’m sad that Harold has left They looked so happy together