She needs to add amnesia to the list of ailments, travelling hither and yon, non vaxed, more bubbles than a bottle of matey, etc etc
Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe
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If any of the Downing Street staff were suffering from any of your trumpeted complaints would that get them off the punishment? Would that make it understandable - let’s forgive and forget? No, thought not. But you...breadcrumb a symptom and all criticism is swept away.
All this sanctimonious twaddle from someone who was last week having a wee joke about The Poors:
You are literally and figuratively NOT coming to this debate with clean hands.
If any of the Downing Street staff were suffering from any of your trumpeted complaints would that get them off the punishment? Would that make it understandable - let’s forgive and forget? No, thought not. But you...breadcrumb a symptom and all criticism is swept away.
All this sanctimonious twaddle from someone who was last week having a wee joke about The Poors:
You are literally and figuratively NOT coming to this debate with clean hands.
oh wait now, Jack replied to the tinned fish drawing with "I was absolutely blown away" and wants it on her wall 
send fishos
send fishos
BIB for thread title pleaseI've lost all hope of ever reaching the end of my grunk. She just keeps going and going and going, like the world's most obnoxious Energizer bunny, only fuelled by delusion and gruel. I'm pleased I've got a new word to add to the Jacktionary though because what the hecking duck does 'enjoy revisiting that particular dervish of cold rage' mean
Is it wrong to want to be the filthy filling in a Frau Dent and TD sandwich?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
I am loving dear June popping up on the threads to give her tuppence worth from the big book. Please continue with them
I had pasta for dinner and I feel a bit dirty about it, like it's associated me with Jack 
She should've used rawl plugs which I said at the time
Rawl plugs? Eh? I always thought they were called raw plugs. Everyday is a school day!
I set fire to a cadburys hero that I didn't know was there. (I hide stuff in my microwave).She has done the bbc food gig.
How to cook with a microwave | Good Food
Forget shop-bought convenience foods and discover how to make microwave meals from scratch. Jack Monroe gives her top tips for mastering microwave cookingwww.bbcgoodfood.com
(she does say you can avoid burning or charring food in a microwave- I have proved this to be FALSE. I have burned a part baked roll in a microwave. Fraus, it did not end well)
Looking through that, those recipes don't look bad at all, much better than her usual standard.
Bit rich comic the woman who was boasting about eating four McPlants on Twitter the other day.
People in glass houses and all that Jack
She’s very apologetic here isn’t she, which is very out of character for her. Why not snotty and aggressive, like she is with everyone else?
And Terry the Sparrow in a pear tree!
We're having a Chinese takeaway...not funded by a tip jar or patreon. Feels JackishI had pasta for dinner and I feel a bit dirty about it, like it's associated me with Jack
Is it 4 or 5 failed engagement rings? (that she keeps in a box and would never sell because they were gifts, so had to sell all her light bulbs)And Terry the Sparrow in a pear tree!
For the sake of truth (take note, Jack) I’d like to clarify that I’ve stalked Jay Blades’ Insta (I even excitedly screenshot a picture of a pier like “OMG PROOF!”) and it turns out that he is engaged to an extremely attractive and age-appropriate fitness instructor. The mystery of the OH that nobody gives a shite about continues*.
*I will say, whoever it is, I do pity them. She is a monster.
*I will say, whoever it is, I do pity them. She is a monster.
Jack has the followers she deserves, it seems.
It’s been driving me bananas all day why I kept saying “it’s not about the pasta” in a very specific voice. Jack stole it from Vanderpump Rules! Pretty niche reference for someone without a television.
3 broken shelves, 2 manky hats and....
a FOURTH retweet of Kevin pasta. in a day!
and did we get a ss of the fleetwood mac thing (in relation to the caravan pic)?
and did we get a ss of the fleetwood mac thing (in relation to the caravan pic)?
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