Exactly - just mind bogglingly arrogant…
Jack Monroe #284 Jack 'Doesn't turn up to every Twitter fight' Monroe
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Harold, take her phone away and give her a hot milk, she needs to go to bed.
Mr Owl works in oil and gas, I work in academia - our salaries are never going to compare. It would be nutty not to talk about it!
Definitely.
Mr Owl works in oil and gas, I work in academia - our salaries are never going to compare. It would be nutty not to talk about it!
So 5 engagement rings, 4 tweets of kev, 3 broken shelves, 2 manky hats and one tedious grifter in a (not a) bungalow
I am not a building expert but if hypothetically someone appeared to have quite poor hygiene cleaning standards and had spilt contents of a random tin/jar/slop over it and/or had leaking ones of those and didn't bother cleaning, could that cause it to be damp and rot? Happy to be entirely wrong!
It’s hilarious and revealing to think of Monroe loudly blaming rotten shelves/walls as cover for her shoddy workmanship…
Imagine if her landlord were reading her tweets, wonder if he/she is chomping at the bit to say something to put the record straight only deciding against, knowing it would be too much hassle - perhaps it’ll all come out when she fucks off out of the house
A little job to supplement their pension'?
But, but!! She’s penniless??
Can’t afford heating but can go to a concert - no doubt the tickets were found in the bottomless muddy puddle
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Ok, so tickets in Swindon were £32-£42.
Can’t afford heating or Wi-Fi/Netflix but can afford this.
She is driving me to clean my front wall with a toothbrush this evening.
ETA @PoorPatrol great minds
'No shelf, no welf' for thread title 
Good motherfucking grief this is a chaos of epic proportions. Haven't seen this kind of spiralling in a long time. Have we seen one this bad this year?
Nothing to add that you haven't all said.
Continual attempts to go viral, over and over. Lies upon lies. We've got receipts for everything Jack has said, I wonder if Jack can say the same? Would love to see the SS of us claiming she's a millionaire or wishing her any kind of harm. Except they don't exist so
Good motherfucking grief this is a chaos of epic proportions. Haven't seen this kind of spiralling in a long time. Have we seen one this bad this year?
Nothing to add that you haven't all said.
Continual attempts to go viral, over and over. Lies upon lies. We've got receipts for everything Jack has said, I wonder if Jack can say the same? Would love to see the SS of us claiming she's a millionaire or wishing her any kind of harm. Except they don't exist so
The hypocrisy.
Jack: you are also a criminal. Submitting your company accounts late is a criminal offence.
I have it too. It's not great, which baffles me why anyone would say they have it. But this is Jacksie the great cos-play-tin-rattler, so ... (shrugs).
Sending hug to all fraus with any condition she aligns herself with x
She went out for fish and chips when she knew she had covid? I had covid and I honestly didn’t know I had it and when I did find out I had it I put anywhere I had been (not many places as I was ill). Into the test and trace so other people could be pinged. Actually I think they stopped tracing contacts up here just as I had it.
This is going to sound really awful but I’d put my money on her not having had covid
She did these tweets saying me again with the rona?
I could hardly lift my head off the pillow for 5 days. I wasn’t tweeting.
(I know some people get it worse than others as well).
This is going to sound really awful but I’d put my money on her not having had covid
She did these tweets saying me again with the rona?
I could hardly lift my head off the pillow for 5 days. I wasn’t tweeting.
(I know some people get it worse than others as well).
I think our little mockney scavenger scamp saw a different tribute act?But, but!! She’s penniless??
Can’t afford heating but can go to a concert - no doubt the tickets were found in the bottomless muddy puddle
I took Mrs ST to see Rumours of Fleetwood Mac when they toured locally and we had front row seats. They were bloody brilliant. However, the woman 'being' Christine McVie dry humped her keyboard for the whole set.
Was rather off putting.
I thought it was nearly two years.
And the separate finance thing explains a lot. When Jack started rattling her lockdown begging bowl it was to shame and humilate LJC for not handing over wodges of cash.
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What a load of shite she do talk. Notice she never speaks of Edwina Curry pulling her up because her grandfather was a slum landlord (he's DEAD) because that might draw attention to her less than poverty stricken upbringing and the approximately 7 days she may have been a bit short. Someone really needs to look at this, as she is gaking ash from people on the basis of a big lie to start with. She has no genuine concept of poor, because she never genuinely has been . I really have been so i find her really offensive & she triggers some awful feelings for me. Sat there in her bleeping tiffany earrings whinging on.
, massive It also adds up with the alcohol thing - why would LJC (or anyone) hand over wodges of cash to someone who by their own admission was in a cycle of addiction at that point?
Tomorrow when the slop squad airs and it turns out they did it all on one day so her nails are going to be minging in every episode, I am going to cackle dementedly.
She got over it really quick, considering all her serious health issues, she also had the shortest long covid ever #medicalmiracle
And yet....half a sausage and friend banana skin for tea.
I've seen Fleetwood Bac. They were ok, bored looking, not much pizazz, and "Lyndsey" wore a comedy frizzy wig and tried to crack on with me and my pal afterwards.
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