Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back

[EllaEm87]

How much of the percentage is taxes? Does that fall under the 94% or 6%? Pray tell, Jack.

 

[hollowhusk]

Thank you! How can you fall and hit the floor at speed? Unless you’ve fallen off a building or the Hulk has chucked you?

And whiplash too loooooool no one reads these books do they

Drunk out of your nut?

Or just a lie.

 

[jenny2603]

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How does she have disposable income if she hasn't paid her taxes? Surely any excess should be going towards her debt.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Thanks for clearing up the Netflix thing Jack-who-doesn't-read-here, now if you'd kindly stop lying, that'd be much appreciated xoxo

 

[hollowhusk]

Don't give it away, or e-cycle the router, just throw it in the bin for no reason. Happy to keep ten years of shopping receipts and four thousand spoons, but can't put it in a drawer. What a pineapple brain

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Do people not notice how she managed to broadcast several interviews from home in her bathroom without internet connection?

She must have a shitload of data on her no doubt very expensive phone contract.

 

[Clapster1]

The Umbrella Academy in on Netflix though!?!?

 

[sioc]

Is chicken stock really the only sauce on this?? (barring runoff from the prescription sausages natch) This might be the worst recipe yet

 

[Pantomimehorse]

So she has no savings now ?

 

[Marj24]

Is chicken stock really the only sauce on this?? (barring runoff from the prescription sausages natch) This might be the worst recipe yet

She's missed off feeds two hungry people with leftovers for lunch

 

[Clapster1]

So she has no savings now ?

I expect she does but I'd wager a bet that paying the t-shirt money to TT took a fair old chunk out if it.

 

[EllaEm87]

I expect she does but I'd wager a bet that paying the t-shirt money to TT took a fair old chunk out if it.

Hence her anger about it all.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Is chicken stock really the only sauce on this?? (barring runoff from the prescription sausages natch) This might be the worst recipe yet

Because so many children would eat that!

 

[Dogmuck]

Sorry @Terrible wanted to get the whole of that rant in so apols for copy

eta missed one

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

And people on low incomes don’t work bloody hard, do they?

This is exactly her audience, Tory lite. I’m not diminishing anyones salary to be clear but I certainly wouldn’t be a class traitor for between £50k-150k p/a, you’re still likely only 3 pay cheques away from losing it all hun

 

[Monochrome Muse]

Take poverty/activist/politics/parenting/
100+hourweeks/disabled out your bleeping mouth Jack cos you ain't any of them #bleep

 

[Terrible]

Thankspaceyou @Dogmuck - I’d only just opened Twitter and saw it straight away and grabbed it before it was deleted!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Sorry @Terrible wanted to get the whole of that rant in so apols for copy
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Who has twizzled her turkey tonight??

 

[SweetTransvestite]

[considers if it's worth handing my Tattle badge back and going full-on
"Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker"]

 

[sioc]

Because so many children would eat that!

She's taken another economy saving inspiration from Terry pratchett - dwarf bread.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Sorry @Terrible wanted to get the whole of that rant in so apols for copy
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Wait - Jack rents! And how the duck does renting mean you don't know what band council tax you pay.

And repeating the bollocks about can't get out of her rental agreement that was previously a month to month rolling contract.