Do you buy potatoes in tins or is that when you’re depressed? Coz eating tinned spuds would really depress me
Omg they did smell of celery! However Edinburgh smells of baked potatoes (hops)
Jack Monroe #283 Tax Jack, tax Jack, needs to start paying back
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Two good squigs, one sycophant.
On a grunk so may have already been said - WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK YOU LAZY COW
Needless to say I, Jack Monroe, the literal budget cooking expert had the last laugh again.
It is absolutely astonishing how stupid so many people are. I’m gobsmacked that people can’t tell the difference between calories per gram of cooked pasta and calories per gram of dried. That thread is full of her usual centrist dads like “hurr hurr yes if we just soak all our food in water that’ll really up the calories”. How do these people dress themselves ffs?
Jack is just a bog-standard sociopath. Whether or not she gets away with her tax grift she’s an empty person with a hole where her soul should be.
Sing us a song, Piano Jack
Sing us a song tonight
It’s better than cooking a load of kack
Although your singing is shite
Braised celery is divine. Don’t @ me
Oh god what did he do?
I'm scared to have any p word now. 
Is it allowed if you use one of Mrs Almighty's recipes? If so I'll give it a miss, thanks.
Are we allowed to comment on the price of other carbohydrates or is it just p word that is banned?
I fancy some potatoes tonight but I can't remember how much they cost (spudnesia). Will I be OK?
Is it allowed if you use one of Mrs Almighty's recipes? If so I'll give it a miss, thanks.Are we allowed to comment on the price of other carbohydrates or is it just p word that is banned?
I fancy some potatoes tonight but I can't remember how much they cost (spudnesia). Will I be OK?
Upthread, I thought I had summed up the last ten years of Jack Monroe in eleven words. Hats off! You managed it in two.
dad is that you?!? Thinking of when he watched “sort your life out” but it was “clean yer ain hoose ya manky cow”.
Yes, absolutely xI'm scared to have any p word now.
Are we allowed to comment on the price of other carbohydrates or is it just p word that is banned?
I fancy some potatoes tonight but I can't remember how much they cost (spudnesia). Will I be OK?
you are only allowed potatoes tonight if you sing “Potatoes” byJack Monroe whilst cooking them. To the tune of ConTe partiro.I'm scared to have any p word now.
Are we allowed to comment on the price of other carbohydrates or is it just p word that is banned?
I fancy some potatoes tonight but I can't remember how much they cost (spudnesia). Will I be OK?
Wonder what itv think of this display?
Can I point out ….10 years of doing this….not one decent recipe.
Or one iota of professionalism.
I’m about to out myself here…. and perhaps because I’m a mithering ninny but I’m now not sure about what I thought I knew about pasta weights and have been on the adult fermented potato liquor so not not too sure!
p.S there is a dispatches following by panorama coming up now….. she will have to go viral!
She is shameful. I get she doesn't want people to starve but, I'm sure that bloke doesn't mean that people only have to eat dry pasta. She's so tone deaf, ill mannered and horrible.
It sounds ghastly. And you just know she will wang on endlessly about herself. Because her poverty has the been the worst poverty for anyone ever in the history of poverty.I hope this doesn’t sound callous but WHOOOOOOO on this planet wants to read a book about people dying, written by a tax dodger, who may or may not have used a food bank once in a 6 month self-induced poverty as she was too Tory to be seen to be on benefits?! WHO?! Who will it even benefit bar JM herself? Read the Guardian, it’s full of middle class people writing about how bad it is to be a poor. Save your money going directly to Tiffany by reading some current news (this issue has been in the news for the last 10 years, plenty of material) and donate £5 to a charity instead. What is she on, honestly.
Can't believe Trifle Defender called Jack a prick
And I too reckon Jack has been dumped. Not bloody surprised.
And didn't she say she often pulls all nighters working? With no electricity?
Honey, we WERE looking forward to Jack fronting her new cookery show but looks like we've got another 10 year wait. So, don't give up there Kevin...it could happen. Be a dreamer.
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