I expect Jack is finding a recipe that way right now
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je déteste la nourriture
Was patreon increase time?OH is super generous right? When was the first breadcrumbing of OH? Did their appearance coincide with tit merch grift? I mean since they’ve been around they’ve been slinging the dollar left right and centre. Never had an OH that’s been that generous that quickly. Lucky Jack and her special talents
Grunking so the chatter may have moved on from hamlet by the time this lands, sorry.
But I remember suspecting a while back that new OH is Scottish, with Jack suddenly appropriating Scottish slang willy nilly.
I bet OH has told that classic story about haggis being a furry 3-legged animal, and Jack has eleverifed him/her by telling a much more dramatic version involving haslet. She can't let anyone have anything for themselves.
But I remember suspecting a while back that new OH is Scottish, with Jack suddenly appropriating Scottish slang willy nilly.
I bet OH has told that classic story about haggis being a furry 3-legged animal, and Jack has eleverifed him/her by telling a much more dramatic version involving haslet. She can't let anyone have anything for themselves.
What a waste of food. Also he's now peered into it twice... Normal 12 year old behaviour?
Not even a seat at a table at the Groucho, Jack?
Making Lego roses and peering at a dubious goat stew. Quite the roller-coaster of a school holiday.
Poor kid was even hinting he just fancied a plate of pasta thankyou very much.
I don’t think I ever got loaf with a meal as a kid. (Bar soup obvs) I remember eating out and getting a bread roll like oh this is posh… I have truly lived a different experience from most… if I was hungry again I could have a jam Sandwhich.
It'll have been in a vac sealed plastic bag. Like a leg of lamb from Asda. Not sure I'd want it on a train for several hours though.
All this meaty talk today has me craving a kebab....
Oh kebab. I could so have that, but regret later at night when all it’s fatty goodness is making me feel pukey. But yeah. I don’t think I would even think of doing food shopping 2 hours from home if I was travelling by train.
Ah the memories. Remember when that was the Miami hotel, ever so classy.
We all know Jack will want someone with a detached house though. Plus large garden. Double garage minimum. At least 5 bedrooms.
ETA - Have we ever seen a pic of Jack at her mum's dinner table? If it's that good you'd be there a few times a week surely?
get dot's name outta your tit mouth, she's ours!
Between dinosnores, twatting on twitter, and tumbling rocks, probably pencilled in on the wallpaper planner
Dear Sqig, you spelt privileged wrong.......It's G.U.L.L.I.B.L.E
ESPECIALLY if you're going to reference her death with something as cheesy as that.
Actual bleeping idiots.
She chooses to rent a house bigger than she needs. Because these dickheads help her pay for it.
-what’s for dinner mamapapa, I am ravenous
- goat *coughs* I mean beef stew
- (SB looks into pan
) could we maybe have pasta with it mamapapa please, it looks delish?!
- you ungrateful welp I have been preparing this in the slow cooker for four days
- (SB runs to other room and comes back an hour later with a Lego rose) look mamapapa I made you a rose from the Lego you bought yourself
- please take it apart, you know how much I like making Lego and you know it’s mine. Please go back to your rock cleaning
- but you’ve cleaned all the rocks already mamapapa!
- you can clean this goat’s leg bone if you want?
- wow thank you mamapapa, I love it
- goat *coughs* I mean beef stew
- (SB looks into pan
) could we maybe have pasta with it mamapapa please, it looks delish?!- you ungrateful welp I have been preparing this in the slow cooker for four days
- (SB runs to other room and comes back an hour later with a Lego rose) look mamapapa I made you a rose from the Lego you bought yourself
- please take it apart, you know how much I like making Lego and you know it’s mine. Please go back to your rock cleaning
- but you’ve cleaned all the rocks already mamapapa!
- you can clean this goat’s leg bone if you want?
- wow thank you mamapapa, I love it
I suspect he's learned the hard way that to express anything other than mad enthusiasm for her *food* is a fool's errand.
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