Friend: "Oh hello SB old top, what did you do in the hols?"Will she actually go out with that boy these holidays? They never seem to do much together (apart from Liverpool trip and that was with his dad). Never up to London to go to exhibitions or museums he might enjoy. Or Legoland. Or anywhere.
I couldn't put my finger on it and it's exactly this! Narcs gotta narcIn this case, it's because she could have just answered directly instead of performatively quote tweeting someone else's reply which she added nothing to. And *then* quote tweets her own reply in order to answer the original tweet, a couple of hours later. It's all just for the likes.
I feel your pain but if Rock Twat Jack vanishes another Jack will appear in her place and no one wants Sex Jack waving her unruly labia around.
It's basically Jack saying 'erm.......I posted about this ALREADY Twitter. I don't know why you weren't paying attention but erm HELLO'I couldn't put my finger on it and it's exactly this! Narcs gotta narc
Bets are on for Jack stealing your idea which sounds delicious.Don't want to derail but I love half a tablespoon of mincemeat stirred into plain porridge (half water, half milk). Kinda like a mince pie porridge. Well nice
SB: But I did have some jolly scrummy porridge with cooking bacon and treacle for lunch one day. And I polished a goat leg bone into a Samurai SwordFriend: "Oh hello SB old top, what did you do in the hols?"
SB: "Not much, Mamapapa was playing with all my toys again and has burned all my books due to feuding with all my favourite writers so I mostly looked out the window and helped out with poo crises"
Friend: Oh.
This is perfect for the next thread title!This was so dumb. Farts do not give you appendicitis. Your appendix gives you appendicitis when it decides to be a lil bitch for attention, seeing as it’s useless otherwise. Much like Jack in fact. She’s the appendix of society. Causes a lot of trouble even though she’s fucking useless.
I have oat milk and almond milk on cereal and love it. I can't stomach it in porridge. Vanilla soya yoghurt and bananastry oat milk, it makes it creamier than just water (if that appeals to you). when i drank dairy milk i made my porridge with water as too much milk made me feel ill (), now that ive switched to oat milk i use it instead.
can't believe im gonna agree with jack but peanut butter is really nice in porridge!
Thank you for sharing this perspective, it's such an important point in all this. Poor SB.Adding to what @TheDragonWithAFlagon said earlier about SB. Jack's buys him the cheapest of the cheap quality food but buys herself premium stuff. That hurts when you are young.
When I was a child, we got no frills Kwiksave food. My mum had eke meals out of that crap for her and her kids whilst my narc father drank premium brand booze, brand name ready meals and brand name chocolate bars. He kept the chocolate locked up too which only made us want it more/feel worthless. I remember when I got my first job (paperround) I bought a ton of sweets which we binged on and later puked up. It also nade us secretive around him for fear of criticism or having things confiscated. You can't be yourself around a narc and you can't relax because you are constantlyon edge. I really hope she has not done that to her son
She's only chill with it now because she's realized everyone is catching on to her being on one long publicly funded holiday!View attachment 1172493
Started out with the intention of complimenting Jack on saying something sensible and by the time I got the the bottom of the page to start typing out the post she'd reverted to type and started being a total cock again. Amazing. Still, I think I might set up my own Teemill called 'The 35 seconds when Jack Monroe wasn't a twat' and sell loads of merch with that Tweet on it, to commemorate this glorious occasion.
WHY PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN THEN? PUT IT IN THE LOODIO OR ONE OF THE OTHER 20 ROOMS OR OUTHOUSES
Wasn't she supposed to be patient and tolerant already, seeing as she was a Sunday School teacher?
Sorry Squig, Jack was really into giving Sainsbos grief about disability discrimination LAST WEEK. She's Recovery Jack this week. Perhaps if you dropped a few hints that the housebound woman was a rich, single, elderly lesbian you might pique Jack's interest. Hope that helps.
pardon? the jack monroe who was dropped by sainos?
ME AND THE OH HAVE TO KEEP TEXTING EACH OTHER NOW TO TALK - LUCKILY THEY HAVE A BIG CAR
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