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Jack Monroe #277 It's safest to assume that all Jack's tweets are lies unless proven otherwise.
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That man's friend, Jimmy, is foraging. Dandelion and burdock
On the one sock hand, I want more fame and more spreading of Jack’s shite “hacks” so she gets exposed, because when the cancellation day comes it will be from her own idiocy.
On the other hand, she’s grating my auto carrots. People are worried enough without wankers spouting bollox about camping stoves, frozen fish pineapple cooking, and the like and she is dangerous, at best causing people to waste resources and at worst causing indoor fires, food poisoning. Also she’s upsetting tunelly-in.
On the other hand, she’s grating my auto carrots. People are worried enough without wankers spouting bollox about camping stoves, frozen fish pineapple cooking, and the like and she is dangerous, at best causing people to waste resources and at worst causing indoor fires, food poisoning. Also she’s upsetting tunelly-in.
"Read stuff the actual person who actually experienced it wrote". Yeah we've read it all Jack. We don't believe you.
Stock up in the summer when the price drops
And don't go picking up logs from woodland without asking Jack. It may be a freebie to you but it's home to creatures and part of the ecosystem
Martin Lewis “champion of the people” has been accused by Eon of crashing their website.
Probably exaggerating this slightly as I got this from my local fb group which is not known for its ~checks notes ~ accuracy, but if he can be criticised why can’t she?
Why?
Probably exaggerating this slightly as I got this from my local fb group which is not known for its ~checks notes ~ accuracy, but if he can be criticised why can’t she?
Why?
Actually it's that we've read it all and we can't believe it all because you contradict yourself so often!
It never does. It’s the same all year. I think the recent increase is to do with changes to the restriction in the use of red diesel across certain industries. We do buy bags throughout the year as the fire isn’t on much over the summer.
Necessary for her joints.
Hang on, Jack says someone is making a fortune...out of tattle? Is this a commercially run, capitalist enterprise? If so, I’m closing my account and going back to the haunted bird hell site which is, presumably, a public sector or charity run site!
Oh mine did, used to have a solid fuel stove, price dropped considerably during summer, I used to fill the coal hole and buy the prepacked bags.
Coal Hut Blog - When Is The Best Time To Bulk Buy Coal?
Bulking up on your coal supply early is a wise decision, especially if you want to make the most out of special offers and out of season discount prices. As soon as autumn begins to set in, the demand for coal rises. You can beat the crowd by stocking up early and buying bulk coal during the summer.
coalhut.com
I can’t get on to the British Gas website, they have text me saying to text back meter readings so I think lots of the energy providers will be having issues with the amount of people on their websites today. Not a peep from Jack though, obvs
Mmm.
We have evidence - get her Joan
(come on Jack, send them here to see what you spend your cashos on)
She will be the person to avoid on the train, bag full of trotters and angrily stabbing away at her phone while muttering things about hellsites and fish.
The only person making a fortune from Tattle is Vlad, if it’s pay per page view on the ads. He’s probably an oligarch by now.
It's her sons birthday ffs. Not one post about him and she's bought trotters for tea, omg I wish I could send him a pizza. And because she's a narc he'll have to tell her trotters for a birthday tea is the best present ever. Because she probably stole his intended present to wear for herself.
oh yes, fannying around with pig’s trotters sounds like a great use of time on your son’s birthday
edit: and going to mcdonald’s to eat two burgers before he’s finished school. Nice.
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