And he wears tight leather trousers. Goes to the bathroom and can't pull them up
And he wears tight leather trousers. Goes to the bathroom and can't pull them upRoss dates an Elizabeth Hornswoggle…and Chandler asks if he’s dating a character from Fraggle Rock
Ross dates an Elizabeth Hornswoggle…and Chandler asks if he’s dating a character from Fraggle Rock
Total Enid Blyton - “with one bound, Jack broke free…”I am getting wannabe Liz Jones Diary vibes from Jackanory at the moment. The weekly fabrication would just be up her street. LJ makes out she is hard-up and has been made bankrupt but seems to live a very nice life in nice houses with assorted rescued animals. Think Jackanory must be awaiting The Call from the Sunday Fail editor who has heard that BoJo chickened out of being interviewed by the Ace Reporter (who has just ordered herself a new stack of Moleskine books and biros in readiness).
Still managing over 100 hours “work” a week tho, yeah?Going back to yesterdays tweet "Every week SB and I have a night where I down my work tools early"
Her work existence is 99% being controversial on twitter (the vast majority of the time with dishonesty as it would be harder to go viral with accurate factual stuff) in order to rattle her tip jar and patreon. The earnings from which would pretty likely put her in the top 10th percentile of earners in the UK.
She lives a beyond charmed lifestyle that many could only dream about; working so little to receive so much. All while pretending she only has a perpetual 30 odd quid to her name and is some kind of good samaritan that receives no remuneration.
The irony of posting on twitter about downing tools to not work when your work is posting on twitter
It's no surprise Jack and Jizz Loans are chummy on Twitter. Birds of a feather and all that. Both have an extremely tenuous relationship with the truth, pretend to be impoverished whilst hoarding designer goods and living in expensive properties, are "animal lovers" whose pets often disappear mysteriously, write improbable stories in which convenient men sidle up to them to tell them how amazing they are, love "butter-soft leather" despite claiming to be vegan, etc etc etcI am getting wannabe Liz Jones Diary vibes from Jackanory at the moment. The weekly fabrication would just be up her street. LJ makes out she is hard-up and has been made bankrupt but seems to live a very nice life in nice houses with assorted rescued animals. Think Jackanory must be awaiting The Call from the Sunday Fail editor who has heard that BoJo chickened out of being interviewed by the Ace Reporter (who has just ordered herself a new stack of Moleskine books and biros in readiness).
Richard III hid under a council carpark in Leicester to avoid her. Wouldn't anyonethank you!
So who is on the "mythical interviews today"
Maggie Thatcher
Edward the confessor
Or will she finally through her prowess of interviewing finally scare Richard the III enough to confess to murdering the Prince's in the tower. I am on the edge of my seat in anticipation!
Downing Street. Dinner time.
Boris: "Then I got wind of the fact that they were trying to set up an interview with that blasted bean woman."
Rishi: "How did you get out of that one? Hide in a fridge again?"
Boris: "No bally fridges to be seen, old chap! No, I did what anyone would do in that situation. I got my Russian muckers to call up Vladders and have him invade Ukraine. Anyway, everyone started chattering away about this bloody war and by a stroke of luck, I was off at a NATO thingy with Macron and Bido when the bean woman called."
JRM: "Oh Bozza, you are a scamp!"
Boris: "By the time I got back to Blighty, beans were off the menu! It was damn hard, but it seems to have done the trick. And blast it, I had to do something to get out being interviewed by that Jack Monroe. She'd single-handedly sink my political career! What else could I do?"
Rishi: "Personally, I just ignore her tweets."
Boris: "...oh."
I am incredibly far behind and sorry if it's been said but please consider donating to your local Lions Club.It really bothers me that I no longer want to support organisations like this (TT looking at you here) who fawn over JM. I feel like it’s a knee jerk reaction on my part when I should be focusing on the people who need and rely on them. Do they honestly believe that to have ties with JM (like many others on here I want her name outta my mouth) means their organisation benefits ? To softly gently cut away from JM would harm their cause? Is JM that powerful /influential?
I can’t wrap my head around it at all .
I will redouble my efforts to donate to local food banks and send donations to the animal charities in the Middle East where I used to live . I brought my pets home with me and they have given me immeasurable joy .
That’s how I’ll find peace from all the JM nonsense.
Every now and again I think I should come off here because I get enraged but it’s also the place where I have had some of the best laughs and learned new things . The people on here are very unique
I can't see anything. Can you screenshot? xFYI - Tattle is being quoted on Twitter with reference to Jackie.
She's always bloody lurking, even when she's not actively posting.She is around because she’s deleted something.
I did the same stalk I think, and came to the exact same conclusionSlightly off topic but I saw a photo of Jack’s brother today and he is FIT! I wouldn’t kick him out of bed (or in the shins)
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