Too soon ?Like watching a Dulux Dog mounting a googly eyed pencil topper.
Sleep well.
Don't start you lot
I have extra body parts ..piles I have piles ..thanks kids. Happy nearly knackered muff day
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Too soon ?Like watching a Dulux Dog mounting a googly eyed pencil topper.
Sleep well.
Me: Actually, I was born with extra body parts
You: Oh?
Me: THEY WEREN'T NIPPLES
You: [Wow-how many nipples does she have?] Uh, ok.
Me: I WON'T TALK ABOUT IT. THEY WEREN'T NIPPLES
You: OK, I think that's my phone , excuse me, bye
Me: THEY WEREN'T NIPPLES
You: *answering the phone*: Met this woman tonight she had like, 236 nipples or something anyway I'm just leaving, any chance you could stick a pizza in the oven for me.
Self Identifying Single Parent (no WiFi) travels through time and streaming services to tell Jack don’t even TRY to duck with that cosplay nonsenseI fear we're entering straight, ultra-femme, long haired, 34 E, happy families, housewife cosplay era Jack . Thought she didn't have Netflix anymore
It's called a cold or other virus, they still exist you know. Me and my daughter both had a similar bug last week with negative LFTs.
It's so blatant! I just can't get my head around it. I hope someone calls her out on it but she'll no doubt have some equally unbelievable explanation. The woman is unreal.Jack's absolute whopper that she was asked to interview Boris has got 10k likes on twitter.
Is this what she is counting on with her bonkers lies? Enough people propping up the absolute insanity of it all - so even common sense, evidence and a track record of fibbing count for nothing.
That's insane! It goes to show how much of a vacuum most of her fanbase live in. They don't live in a world beyond Twitter.Jack's absolute whopper that she was asked to interview Boris has got 10k likes on twitter.
Is this what she is counting on with her bonkers lies? Enough people propping up the absolute insanity of it all - so even common sense, evidence and a track record of fibbing count for nothing.
Grunking, but I do recall someone saying a few threads ago that she must have a tongue like an electric whisk, so I’m guessing that’s the answer. It certainly isn’t for her lovely personality, that’s for sure.How the bloody hell does she get them though?
Don't make me start thinking about Sex Jack again. Bad enough I'm waiting for my booster shot, without that extra stress!Grunking, but I do recall someone saying a few threads ago that she must have a tongue like an electric whisk, so I’m guessing that’s the answer. It certainly isn’t for her lovely personality, that’s for sure.
The funds come from the sale of merchandise that the Trussell Trust has distanced itself from. Any celebrating of the donation will result in the association with the merchandise being brought up again.I'm on a massive grunk, so sorry if this has already been said, but while I'm glad TT have been paid, something is so off about it.
My work is in the third sector and at any org I've ever worked for we would make a MASSIVE fuss about such a large donation. Sometimes that takes a bit of time to coordinate, as with a large donation you might want to do a press release and make the handover something special. I've had my photo taken with a huge novelty cheque that was for less than a tenth of that amount!
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I'm on long term immunosuppressant medication ( disease modifying anti rheumatology drug) forShe never lost a single hair. Not even the normal amount of droppage you're meant to lose in the brush each week. If anything, her hair thickened even more.
This comment made me laughOne of the most annoying things about Jack is her habit of constantly deleting things. The internet never forgets, but navigating archive.org can be awkward at the best of times, and Jack's tendency to delete makes it worse.
Which is why I had never seen this particular slice of hilarity from 2014 until now:
Dear Facebook, THERE IS NO PORN ON MY PAGE. AGAIN.
Facebook unpublished my page, A Girl Called Jack, today, for the second time in two months, citing 'pornographic content' as their reason for closure. I sent them the following letter of appeal, an...web.archive.org
Someone maliciously reports Jack's Facebook page. It gets taken down. Rather than a basic email saying "This report is false, please reinstate my page" Jack writes an essay-length rant appealing this, addressed Dear Facebook, and including this classic moment:
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What is wrong with her?!
Two toddlers? When did that happen? Have I missed something?One of the most annoying things about Jack is her habit of constantly deleting things. The internet never forgets, but navigating archive.org can be awkward at the best of times, and Jack's tendency to delete makes it worse.
Which is why I had never seen this particular slice of hilarity from 2014 until now:
Dear Facebook, THERE IS NO PORN ON MY PAGE. AGAIN.
Facebook unpublished my page, A Girl Called Jack, today, for the second time in two months, citing 'pornographic content' as their reason for closure. I sent them the following letter of appeal, an...web.archive.org
Someone maliciously reports Jack's Facebook page. It gets taken down. Rather than a basic email saying "This report is false, please reinstate my page" Jack writes an essay-length rant appealing this, addressed Dear Facebook, and including this classic moment:
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What is wrong with her?!
SB and Allegra's daughterTwo toddlers? When did that happen? Have I missed something?
Was it when she was with Allegra? I seem to remember Jack talking about having two toddlers in the house.Two toddlers? When did that happen? Have I missed something?
This is brilliant. It may seem like a throw away comment but it’s yet another great example of Monroe’s pathological need to lie *all the time*.You'd be seriously ill from drinking nearly 5l of water a day. Sorry to be boring but there's such a thing as drinking too much water, it messes with your sodium levels.
Her secret is being in perfectly good health. Sickening what she posts to half a million followers who no doubt have an array of legit health issues like yourself, and have to see her whimper on about totally non-existent hair loss.I'm on long term immunosuppressant medication ( disease modifying anti rheumatology drug) foractually diagnosed rheumatological/blood vessel disease, which has also deemed clinically extremely vulnerable and disabledgot a blue badge to prove it
Amongst several,side effects sadly my hair has taken a hit and it is now extremely fine and thinning ( unlike my avatar) ....I'd love to know Jack's secretI don't have a Mediterranean arse either