What are you trying to say, that she might be a malfunctioning robot? A Real Life SlopBot if you will? Is this life imitating art imitating life?
What are you trying to say, that she might be a malfunctioning robot? A Real Life SlopBot if you will? Is this life imitating art imitating life?It's the selfie posts in between furious rants at the prime minister and talk of death threats and only having 34 quid that make you thinksomething's not quite right here. She's been going through the same cycle of posts for years you could almost set your watch by it.
Babe, same. I totally realise I am gifted with “good hair” though. Face like a bag of spanners, mindNah, I've got thick hair like Jack's. It's overrated. A pain to style and it gets so hot in summer!
in fairness depending on your hair type you can get away with not washing it that much. ive a friend with thick curly hair and she shampoos it once a week (sometimes every two weeks
I bet SB’s WhatsApp group was on fire tonight
SB: I can’t believe it boys she fell for it, she really thought she was interviewing the PM.
Friend 1: Lol really? I didn’t even change my voice.
SB: Mate honestly she’s gotten that excited over it she’s bought us a Chinese.
Friend 2: No emergency Maccies at the gates tomorrow then pal?
SB: No mate she’s played no part in making this meal so I’ve eaten every crumb.
Ha!What are you trying to say, that she might be a malfunctioning robot? A Real Life SlopBot if you will? Is this life imitating art imitating life?
It all depends on the complexity of your hair.in fairness depending on your hair type you can get away with not washing it that much. ive a friend with thick curly hair and she shampoos it once a week (sometimes every two weeks) but it actually doesn't get that greasy? i don't think jack has that type of hair though lmao
This speaks volumes, and is news to me. As I suspect to many others.Interesting that other people like her with long hair - I don't think it suited her, but to my eye she has a good face for short styles that are often hard to pull off. Not the current short style, obviously, but I like her post-Allegra look, for instance.
It's interesting that she changes her hair so often and so drastically - that's quite rare on this side of 30, it's usually something you do as a teen when you're still figuring yourself out.
Anyway, I'm in danger of feeling sorry for her, so here's a bit of archive Jack being a dick to her mum - we've seen these before separately, but put them side by side and she really seems like an absolute cunt:
Jack dissing her parents for making her remove her birthmarks, meaning she never learned to swim (also IIRC she does not float due to some unspecified medical condition). Her birth marks "caused me no bother":
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I think the first part is another poster. It’s the confusing layout of Mumsnet, which seems to be full of “conscious design decisions”.Why.... breadcrumb about your son's "extra body parts"? It's a weird thing to do...he has no say in what she blabs on the internet.
Ooh I see! I thought it was McJackie It's such an odd way of writing, still. Extra body parts....the mind kinda boggles. "Minor physical abnormality" or something might have been ... betterI think the first part is another poster. It’s the confusing layout of Mumsnet, which seems to be full of “conscious design decisions”.
Good for Maw Jack. Does that sound like a mother who would withhold a diagnoses of autism from her daughter, then having done so pay no attention to how she was getting on with HER FIRST CHILD and then leave them living without food, heat or light?Interesting that other people like her with long hair - I don't think it suited her, but to my eye she has a good face for short styles that are often hard to pull off. Not the current short style, obviously, but I like her post-Allegra look, for instance.
It's interesting that she changes her hair so often and so drastically - that's quite rare on this side of 30, it's usually something you do as a teen when you're still figuring yourself out.
Anyway, I'm in danger of feeling sorry for her, so here's a bit of archive Jack being a dick to her mum - we've seen these before separately, but put them side by side and she really seems like an absolute cunt:
Jack dissing her parents for making her remove her birthmarks, meaning she never learned to swim (also IIRC she does not float due to some unspecified medical condition). Her birth marks "caused me no bother":
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I know! It makes the poor kid sound like a centaur! “(not nipples before anyone queries)“ is hilarious though.Ooh I see! I thought it was McJackie It's such an odd way of writing, still. Extra body parts....the mind kinda boggles. "Minor physical abnormality" or something might have been ... better
so the birthmarks caused her no bother but it also took her years to start wearing shorts again?Interesting that other people like her with long hair - I don't think it suited her, but to my eye she has a good face for short styles that are often hard to pull off. Not the current short style, obviously, but I like her post-Allegra look, for instance.
It's interesting that she changes her hair so often and so drastically - that's quite rare on this side of 30, it's usually something you do as a teen when you're still figuring yourself out.
Anyway, I'm in danger of feeling sorry for her, so here's a bit of archive Jack being a dick to her mum - we've seen these before separately, but put them side by side and she really seems like an absolute cunt:
Jack dissing her parents for making her remove her birthmarks, meaning she never learned to swim (also IIRC she does not float due to some unspecified medical condition). Her birth marks "caused me no bother":
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I assumed it was a tail...I know! It makes the poor kid sound like a centaur! “(not nipples before anyone queries)“ is hilarious though.
I wonder if Jack posted on Mumsnet quite a lot back then?
that reminds me of this little gem from 2016 on Jack’s AMA postI know! It makes the poor kid sound like a centaur! “(not nipples before anyone queries)“ is hilarious though.
I wonder if Jack posted on Mumsnet quite a lot back then?
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