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Jack Monroe #274 I’m Jack Monroe, Rise minions of my echo chamber; tell me how dedicated & awesome I am.
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Actually I do remember a post along the lines of:
"and readers my ovaries are exploding" or some other codswallop.
All that water is washing away the last vestiges of her sanity, like the waves at Southend beach lapping at the feet of a bride sat on a dining chair.
KCC do you think her special pens are biros refilled with her own spit? God that's a bleeping rank image, sorry everyone. And yet... I'm leaving it.
KCC do you think her special pens are biros refilled with her own spit? God that's a bleeping rank image, sorry everyone. And yet... I'm leaving it.
I believe her ovaries were "screaming". Normal people would throw themselves upon their GP in such extraordinary circumstances but Jack dances to the beat of a different drum. I expect it's her lumbago.
now she’s working 100 hours a week, but she’s finally learnt how to slow down
I think anchovies made her ovaries groan once. Which is normal.
Completely randomly I was in a health food shop yesterday and they had kombucha in the wild in the fridge (you had to buy it it wasn’t free) and I have just watched Age of Adeline and Harrison Ford’s glasses just reminded me of Jack. Everything seems to remind me of Jack. It’s frightening.
Two interesting facts.
1. you can actually screenshot from my online banking app (Halifax)
2. they have added an extra special section to their payments for direct to HMRC
Ah yes 'screaming' was probably it.
Oh hang on, new conspiracy theory, She had a weird 12 hour chaos because she just came on when she has been "trying"
I mean she is always 'trying' but you know what I mean.
So glad that I read this before bed. Always good to get some advanced warning of what your nightmares are going to be about
Halifax bombs out when I try to screenshot.View attachment 1149064
Two interesting facts.
1. you can actually screenshot from my online banking app (Halifax)
2. they have added an extra special section to their payments for direct to HMRC
Just tried wi
Just tried with Virgin Money - it’s let me screenshot ok.Halifax bombs out when I try to screenshot.
Apparently Jack always grows her hair out when in a relationship, then cuts it off when she gets dumped.
Just after splitting with Allegra:
(back then long hair took an hour a day, but whatever, we don't come here for consistency!)
With LJC:
...and we all know how that ended (IN A REVERSE RAT'S TAIL)
It seems that now that she's had some success with the old Bang-Me-Senseless Balti, the pattern is repeating itself.
Just after splitting with Allegra:
(back then long hair took an hour a day, but whatever, we don't come here for consistency!)
With LJC:
...and we all know how that ended (IN A REVERSE RAT'S TAIL)
It seems that now that she's had some success with the old Bang-Me-Senseless Balti, the pattern is repeating itself.
Like watching a Dulux Dog mounting a googly eyed pencil topper.So glad that I read this before bed. Always good to get some advanced warning of what your nightmares are going to be about
Sleep well.
Jack is very trying, as my nan would say.Ah yes 'screaming' was probably it.
Oh hang on, new conspiracy theory, She had a weird 12 hour chaos because she just came on when she has been "trying"
I mean she is always 'trying' but you know what I mean.
Although my nan is DEAD and has been for 14 years.
Whoever is in a relationship with Jack has to listen to the sniffing, deal with the narcissism and eat slop. It’s the IACGMOOH of dating.
also boring
also boring
Annoyingly, in some circumstances she really does look attractive, but then you delve deeper Into her personality and your genitals clench up.
She’s so very insecure. Would be very sad if it wasn’t for the grifting and narcissism
Why would you want to keep a lock of your own hair in this particular circumstances? Like I’m imaginative and can think of some situations when you genuinely would, but not after the bleeping break up?
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