Wouldn't you want a lock of hair clipped from the head of your only true love?Why would you want to keep a lock of your own hair in this particular circumstances? Like I’m imaginative and can think of some situations when you genuinely would, but not after the fucking break up?
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Wait, is this an actual recipe? I'm gonna need a linkBang-Me-Senseless Balti,
Other than the various shitty styles she's had, Jack's hair is the only thing I am vaguely jealous of. My fine hair that splits if you so much as look at it the wrong way is nothing in comparison.She never lost a single hair. Not even the normal amount of droppage you're meant to lose in the brush each week. If anything, her hair thickened even more.
I agree. Although I bet if she had long hair she’d be swishing it around all the time like Neil Oliver.I do think she looks lovely with the long dark hair. Not sure how much filler/filter is going on but it does suit her well
I believe her ovaries were "screaming". Normal people would throw themselves upon their GP in such extraordinary circumstances but Jack dances to the beat of a different drum. I expect it's her lumbago.
She would be attractive if it wasn't for the many instances of tragic hair in both colour and style, questionable clothing choices not limited to steampunk leggings and cramming herself into a child's sweatshirt, generally filthy appearance, the atrocious tattoos, the ~lingering honk~, the cack-handed make-up, the Pringles-induced comedy lips and all the sex appeal of a waterlogged cream cheese and carrot sandwich that's sat sweating in a paper bag for 24 hours.
Wow, I am such a massive bitch. Sorry not sorry. TOOT TOOT!
Nah, I've got thick hair like Jack's. It's overrated. A pain to style and it gets so hot in summer!Other than the various shitty styles she's had, Jack's hair is the only thing I am vaguely jealous of. My fine hair that splits if you so much as look at it the wrong way is nothing in comparison.
Did Allegra a massive favour, imhoApparently Jack always grows her hair out when in a relationship, then cuts it off when she gets dumped.
Just after splitting with Allegra:
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(back then long hair took an hour a day, but whatever, we don't come here for consistency!)
With LJC:
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...and we all know how that ended (IN A REVERSE RAT'S TAIL)
It seems that now that she's had some success with the old Bang-Me-Senseless Balti, the pattern is repeating itself.
I can’t - seriously, it doesn’t matter how beautiful someone is physically, if they’re a vile person I cannot look at them and find them attractive. She’s horrible.I do think she looks lovely with the long dark hair. Not sure how much filler/filter is going on but it does suit her well
Plant it in the ground try to grow another one wouldn’t you?Wouldn't you want a lock of hair clipped from the head of your only true love?
Is this The DD / F cup origin storylike jo march keeping a lock for marmie, only she kept it for herself
say what you will about the curlers at dkl/tartan trousers in the guardian era, the lob was quite nice
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Why is she in her PJs?like jo march keeping a lock for marmie, only she kept it for herself
say what you will about the curlers at dkl/tartan trousers in the guardian era, the lob was quite nice
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That’s the clip ins she had on again today.I do think she looks lovely with the long dark hair. Not sure how much filler/filter is going on but it does suit her well
Jack also spends half the winter curled up in bed with her arthritis, let alone the other ailments she suffers from that take over her day, so no idea where she finds the time for all this work, with tweeting on top and her 25,000 daily steps around the house. She is actually Superwoman !It's fun to see Jack list all of the 'work' she does in that post. Including the 'monitoring my Twitter account' which is really all it should be. Repeated over and over.
The other work you do is bragging about the work you do. So important. Much busy.
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