As I've said before, I'm male.
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MeRail. I had covid in January and I’ve lost quite a lot of hair. If only my hair had been as thick as Jacks I wouldn’t have obvious baldy patches. Luckily you online ‘trolls’ actually make me feel better about myself.
36 thousands people use it as a forum to keep in touchOne of the most annoying things about Jack is her habit of constantly deleting things. The internet never forgets, but navigating archive.org can be awkward at the best of times, and Jack's tendency to delete makes it worse.
Which is why I had never seen this particular slice of hilarity from 2014 until now:
Dear Facebook, THERE IS NO PORN ON MY PAGE. AGAIN.
Facebook unpublished my page, A Girl Called Jack, today, for the second time in two months, citing 'pornographic content' as their reason for closure. I sent them the following letter of appeal, an...
Someone maliciously reports Jack's Facebook page. It gets taken down. Rather than a basic email saying "This report is false, please reinstate my page" Jack writes an essay-length rant appealing this, addressed Dear Facebook, and including this classic moment:
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What is wrong with her?!
Didn't she mention wanting or thinking about pregnancy at some point? I wonder if shes trying for another child?
The thing I find infuriating is she calls people on here trolls for ridiculing her, yet two days in a row we saw her pick on a female author, ok said author has said something's that are not ok, but that is her opinion rightly or wrongly and due this she is paying the price by being pulled apart. Rather than giving solidarity to a fellow literary female in a though spot she threw her hammer in and got stuck in. I don't think that is excusable. You cannot cry bully and then use bullying tactics on others. The same goes for white upper and middle class men, easy target at the minute because yes they have been and can be shits, but she doesn't need to kick them while their down whilst crying she has her own harem of bullies.
Come to think of it, she does have pupils that do weird things and we never see her in pointy shoes #witchtrutherA euphemism only we will get
One of the most annoying things about Jack is her habit of constantly deleting things. The internet never forgets, but navigating archive.org can be awkward at the best of times, and Jack's tendency to delete makes it worse.
Which is why I had never seen this particular slice of hilarity from 2014 until now:
Dear Facebook, THERE IS NO PORN ON MY PAGE. AGAIN.
Facebook unpublished my page, A Girl Called Jack, today, for the second time in two months, citing 'pornographic content' as their reason for closure. I sent them the following letter of appeal, an...
Someone maliciously reports Jack's Facebook page. It gets taken down. Rather than a basic email saying "This report is false, please reinstate my page" Jack writes an essay-length rant appealing this, addressed Dear Facebook, and including this classic moment:
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What is wrong with her?!
Honestly, one of my favourite parts of the Jack archives is the "× hours a week" refrain. It comes up almost as often as "when I was a single mum on benefits..."
I think about this movie daily. Jack is the witch who tries to lure the boy down from the tree at the start. It's the eyesMy childhood nightmare fuel was The Witches (1990) and I've just re-traumatised myself imagining Jack's baldness as that scene where all the titular witches take their wigs off
"she can't...hear...you"People are going to look back on this era with their jaws on the floor. "One of the leitmotifs of early 21st Century capitalism was ignoring genuine social problems and building cults around "influencers" who role played as victim/activists. A famous image from the era depicts a stack of unopened bills on an expensive rug taken by Jack Monroe. It is believed that this image was intended as an invitation to make offerings to the influencer as a means of banishing poverty. Little information remains about her but it is understood that she lived entirely on money donated by her devoted army of squigs and advocated rinsing food under the tap prior to consumption."
Well if she was that keen, she should have gone to meet Boris.
When I was on the dating scene you can bet your bum I'd extensively research anyone who I went beyond a first date with. Imagine googling her and finding Tattle and all the receipts
You'd run a mile surely?!is her spit blue though?My childhood nightmare fuel was The Witches (1990) and I've just re-traumatised myself imagining Jack's baldness as that scene where all the titular witches take their wigs off
