Jack Monroe #274 I’m Jack Monroe, Rise minions of my echo chamber; tell me how dedicated & awesome I am.

[Elastoblast]

I do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus

We must design a special lanyard

 

[jenny2603]

Send cashos, I'm stocking up.

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Anyone else smile when thinking newbies must wonder what the hell “grunking” means? is original Grunkalunka still here I wonder every time I see it.

I have nearly used it in real life and only just stopped in time!

 

[JombleWomble]

Yes. Yes it is. Something she does, always has.

I hate it here.

(Not really. This is maybe my favourite corner of the internet, even though you're obviously all trolls and bullies.)

Ooh I've just had a few people liking some of my posts from ~20 threads back. New friends?! How exciting!

 

[Captainmouse]

Just what exactly has Jack done for Gingerbread anyway? She posed for some goofy looking pictures, related her little story about the venue security, and that was it. No links to their website, no mention of them, nothing about how when she was in The Poverty, unscrewing her lightbulbs, an organisation such as Gingerbread could've helped her so much etc. She's full of tit, and they're idiots for buying it frankly.

For some bizarre reason she decided attacking their president was the way to promote them

 

[Smeghead]

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Send cashos, I'm stocking up.

Big hands up in Scotland

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus

We can all pin a piece of Celery (Edinburgh) to our lapels.

Sorted.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus

You'll have to carry a celery

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

Self identify as a single parent

Despite being child-free I identify as a single parent. I will be applying for Mat leave TOOT suite x

 

[Feck]

Looks like I’m gonna have to go on to twitter to find some more vindictive nut biscuits for everyone, we all ok with my crushing them to dust, storing them in a jar and just adding warm water when you all get here?

For a split second I read "'snorting' them in a jar' and wasn't at all surprised. Either way, whatever suits. As long as there will be enough spoons? Did we definitely order enough spoons? I'd better get on Ebay just to be sure.

Eta I see @jenny2603 is already on the case

 

[HotesTilaire]

It is FAAAAARRRRR To early, but surely Vindictive Nut Biscuit is the next you know what for #275?!?

I dunno, a lot can happen in <checks notes and taps them for good measure> under 24hours

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus

We need Slopbot pin badges

 

[Veronicaaa]

Big hands up in Scotland

We're renowned for it #bighandsiknowyouretheone

 

[Captainmouse]

Why don't I bring a few THAT MAN books and we could do a bit of strictly no slop cooking.

Don’t forget the Harry Potter books

 

[HotesTilaire]

I hate it here.

(Not really. This is maybe my favourite corner of the internet, even though you're obviously all trolls and bullies.)

Ooh I've just had a few people liking some of my posts from ~20 threads back. New friends?! How exciting!

They’re grunking!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Why don't I bring a few THAT MAN books and we could do a bit of strictly no slop cooking.

Is it a real or “self identified “ orangey?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus

I bet I can spot you!!!! I usually hang around hedgerows with melamine cutlery. I look like a cross between Helen Lederer and a boiled egg with a face drawn on it

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I hate it here.

(Not really. This is maybe my favourite corner of the internet, even though you're obviously all trolls and bullies.)

Ooh I've just had a few people liking some of my posts from ~20 threads back. New friends?! How exciting!

A few weeks ago I was reading through the Covid threads here from the beginning. I know that sounds odd but they’re a genuinely fascinating bit of social history, especially the really early ones. Anyway, a few times while scrolling I accidentally liked a post, I’m sure there are Tattlers now wondering why their post from two years ago suddenly got a random thumbs up.

 

[jenny2603]

Is it a real or “self identified “ orangey?

It's wherever a few tattlers are gathered to at Jack and her funny little ways.

 

[Gary Baldy]

I’ll bring wigs. Will have a rummage in the shed for a light fitting to serve the spiteful trifle in