We NEED slopbot badgesI do wish there was a flower we could wear or a secret sign that we are Frau’s. I’m off to Edinburgh on a couple of weeks and I’m going to hang round looking for Scottish fraus
Too slow @Nottonightbabe got there first
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Too slow @Nottonightbabe got there first
Looking back at every day stuff from 2020 really is fascinating! I was recently watching something I'd recorded back then, and during the ad break Chris Whitty (
) appeared to remind us of the lockdown rules. It's bizarre how much has changed since then. I was never active in the covid threads but I might check them out later, thanks for the tip!Anyway, back on topic. Am I late for the gathering? Sorry I'm running late, I accidentally wandered on to some MoD owned land but luckily the guard said I'm too much of a legend to be shot at.
There's apparently a Russian anti American / it's all the boogeyman's fault saying that translates as "they tit in our hallways and unscrew the light bulbs."
It does make me think of jack, just needs to be appended with "then sold the lightbulbs"
It does make me think of jack, just needs to be appended with "then sold the lightbulbs"
Of course you did darling. Also look up what moratorium means, it’s another word you’re using to try and sound clever which doesn’t mean quite what you think it does. Though it is often used in regard to debt payment…!
Oh god two of my least favourite people to listen to together. Jack hasn’t got a clue, she lies like she breathes but cannot hold a candle to Boris’s abilities in falsehood and obfuscation.
Is this the aneurysm-inducing news? Because it sounds like a load of bagged tit to me.
i'll be bringing a softy soft soft porridge-coloured blanket to the spite orangery for all of us who are too damn tired and just want a little dino nap
it's a bit small, being just one 10cm x 10cm square but i'm sure we can share
it's a bit small, being just one 10cm x 10cm square but i'm sure we can share
Is her self-imposed press moratorium (
) anything like her decision to take a break from TV?
) anything like her decision to take a break from TV?They’ve got such a treat waiting when they get to Slopbot’s Chop Chop It’s the Onion Police.
I remember when I saw it the first time, it was the best day
Oooh will she call him a liar again? (Reader, she never did)
...it's a short meeting with Boris Johnson, not a mission to Kyiv.
I’ll just leave this here…
She just wants to shout “Eton” and “Oxford” at him repeatedly doesn’t she?
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