Jack Monroe #273 She’s like David Brent’s crap sister

[BeautifulTrauma]

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@Marmalade Atkins

I think you’re lying Jack. What 11 year old would want their Mum on TikTok, you’d be the female beautybeyondthe_eye, another narcissist with an ego the size of the moon.

Most kids cringe at their parents, but he’s still a three year old dependent on her according to her. All she wanted was an anecdote to fit in her Queen song and the lyrics she was singing. It’s pathetic.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

The way jack has been going on about how bad journalists are today and the way she’s trying to show just how good a journalist she is, by way of shouting into the ether about politicians and this transcribing nonsense, makes me think the big interview she had could have been for a newspaper as a columnist (the People or Express again) maybe with a political edge or money saving type thing. Or maybe taking over from Martin Lewis’s Tv slot or something similar. Feels like she’s trying to leave the food slop behind a bit…

There’s definitely something that’s got her rattled, and she does seem very fixated on this job she’s gone for.
I’m half mithering, but imagine if she’s been interviewed for a job with GB News?! Eamonn mate might have put in a good word for her!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Whoever posted the Toot bus...I saw it on Monday too! Wanted to take a photo but was too slow 🥲

Some of those comments from Jack to concerned squigs are just vile. She's a nasty little tit. Most of the people were respectful and said well done! But no, she had to be awful. Definitely didn't get the reaction she wanted, and GOOD to be honest.

 

[jenny2603]

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@Marmalade Atkins

Can't believe young SB has turned frau. Surely the greatest act of celebrity matricide since Mommie Dearest.

 

[Pavlova]

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Urgh ffs. I very much doubt it.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She says to 'enjoy the ride' of being off her meds. Enjoy witnessing someone be ill (not that I think Jack genuinely is) is quite a sickening statement. Jack has no idea and its not fun for anyone involved. Her despicable attitude to illness proves she isn't a sufferer.

 

[Peachy9]

'Being able to write fast' surely has to be the worst of all the superhero powers, doesn't it?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

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Absolutely faster than the real journalists she 'worked with' at her local paper. Left their ncj-trained arses in the dust she did

 

[jenny2603]

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So does mine Squig but I've been making wanker gestures at everything Jack says for 48 hours now.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Speaks volumes when you have to try and prove you're doing some important work by posting photos of your notebook on Twitter. What other professional person does that?? twit

 

[BubbleDuck]

So does mine Squig but I've been making wanker gestures at everything Jack says for 48 hours now.

Sounds like a case of Cabel Tunnel syndrome to me

( this pun is not as funny written down as it was in my head )

 

[FrumpyCat]

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OK, Jack, I am sorry, I take it back. You win this hand. I apologise, I am happy that you have raised so much, and hope that it will do a lot of good.

I never thought you were keeping the proceeds. I did think you were lying about how much you raised because you lie about most things and the tshirts were horrible, ugly and offensive.

But well done!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Is there a website that counts numbers of tweets per day? I'd love to do a graph showing peaks and troughs. Maybe mapped to the phases of the moon?

 

[Smeghead]

Absolutely faster than the real journalists she 'worked with' at her local paper. Left their ncj-trained arses in the dust she did

The shorthand teacher took one look at how fast she could write and said she was in the top 1 per cent fastest writers in the country and learning shorthand would only slow down her talent

 

[Pavlova]

So does mine Squig but I've been making wanker gestures at everything Jack says for 48 hours now.

There used to be a fantastic Rik Mayall gif doing just that, but I can't find it. Used to make me owl champagne every time I saw it...

 

[humpty.]

wouldn’t reading tone of delivery and body language be almost impossible for an Autistic person, they seem to get that wrong so often, and if they are off their meds wouldn’t the ability to read that nuance be further affected? Genuinely curious, also not wishing to offend x
Now I’ve entered the world of ‘a single Apple please shop keep’ I can’t seem to leave its proper Netflix exposure level.

 

[Smeghead]

Speaks volumes when you have to try and prove you're doing some important work by posting photos of your notebook on Twitter. What other professional person does that?? twit

Just needs a staged selfie with her concentrating face on and tongue poking out

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Her short hand is crap.