Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

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Definitely Leo DiCaprio on the right. Looks like a beatnik happening
Good spot!
 
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She doesn’t take care of anything and has her frequent half-baked craft/DIY ideas, so a lot of the stuff may well be unfit for reuse/recycling.

It’s pure speculation not an accusation m’lud but I wonder if anything from the garage/shed will be buried at the bottom…
 
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Sorry me again. Does having a skip (if true) mean she might be moving/on the run/moonlight flit?
Insert *who fucking knows* gif.
Rubs hands with glee aka annoyed previous landlord appears again on Twitter...
No, Jack and skips is a regular thing, on account of the overflowing flea market that she lives in.
 
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The only time I can remember seeing skips out front someone’s house is when either the house or garden are being completely renovated. Most people just don’t accumulate enough stuff to justify a regular skip on the driveway.
In places I’ve stayed, any skip would have been emptied by passers by looking to sell/reuse whatever was in there
 
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Has anyone mentioned the onion police ?
 
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And even worse Jack cooking it
Imagine if you had never tried one of Jack's dishes? So you're there thinking "ooooh a professional cook, what a treat! I'll ask for pesto, it's my favourite" and you get a pot of botulism-infused green sludge made from out of date lettuce and the oil drained from a tin of sardines.
 
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she's been buying again. very convenient, that everything £1 bookshop and pals to chip in



 
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We've had a couple of skips and the shite people take from it will always astound me. Rubble, dirt and especially metal (although that bit doesn't surprise me!) We're only in a small village and don't have a great deal of people passing our door, but anything I put out always goes. Manky old rabbit hutch with holes in it, dolls with scribbles on them , literally everything. Why doesn't she just put all her old tat on the driveway and wait for it to go?
Maybe it's another mystery clause in the lease?
 
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She’ll never even look at those books again. Also love that she’s making out she can’t afford to buy all of them. So poor.
 
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Were any the fraus at the "posh food festival" where Jack was "horribly laughed at"? I'd love to hear more about that- sounds ace.
 
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I was googling there to see if there is any footage of Jack being horribly laughed at, at a posh food festival and found this.



Sound the Scottish Jack klaxon.
 
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I'm looking at the squig's drawing of the National Treasure. It's not even a drawing! It's a print out of a photo scanned in to Photoshop and then altered using the "pencil drawing" effect filter

The stitches on the woolly jumper are a giveaway.
 
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