Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

[Silver Linings]

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[L3moning]

Recap is as per the thread title, and we are awaiting a chaos.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

She's definitely lying low, no tweets (apart from one reply) for nearly two days. Has she been this quiet before?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

She's definitely lying low, no tweets (apart from one reply) for nearly two days. Has she been this quiet before?

She had a quiet weekend before I was starting to wonder if it coincides with the weekends she actually has SB. Maybe she’s making more of an effort? That or she’s out shopping for more terrible hats.

 

[Eurgh]

Nah she’s just using her other accounts!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

She had a quiet weekend before I was starting to wonder if it coincides with the weekends she actually has SB. Maybe she’s making more of an effort? That or she’s out shopping for more terrible hats.

Hopefully she's taking him for a nice day out

 

['EllsBells]

I hope David Cameron doesn't Google himself, this thread may pop up! Seriously, ace title for the thread

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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[appleskin]

She had a quiet weekend before I was starting to wonder if it coincides with the weekends she actually has SB. Maybe she’s making more of an effort? That or she’s out shopping for more terrible hats.

She'll claim that she's had a wonderful birthday weekend, but any pictures will be just of her, everyone else just outta frame

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

My Uber driver (FANCY?) was complaining about a job this morning that took him from east to Southend, sadly did not detect a spirited aroma in the vehicle to suggest I had shared a space with poverty monetisation greatness. Jack if you too have listened to the Leona Lewis album in a Mercedes today blink twice he hates you x

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Just imagine….. big Dave and co are currently driving through journey but it looks like they have a mini chaos with a burst tyre. Imagine them having a well earned tea break and the conversation turns to “what’s the worst thing someone has ever said to you”.
David then tells a tale of someone saying a horrible thing about his disabled son who had passed away.

Labour councillor travelling with him asks who could do such a thing?

David says he can’t remember who this nobody is, hang on I’ll Google it. “Rizvana, what’s tattle?”

 

[Orphan_Black]

“what’s the worst thing someone has ever said to you”.

That's probably quite true. Regardless of political views, the Camerons suffered a worst nightmare situation. To have some soap box stealing, uneducated mouth piece being wholly offensive and crass was just disgusting. Honestly, how dare she?! I think that tweet showed Jack's true colours more than anything else. A complete nasty piece of work.


I don't agree with cancel culture, but, I wish it was about when she said it, she wouldn't have just lost her Sainsbury's gig.

 

[jenny2603]

She'll claim that she's had a wonderful birthday weekend, but any pictures will be just of her, everyone else just outta frame

I suspect she might actually come back with a tale of woe -illness, jaccident or disaster of some sort. Behold my sad little face, rattle, rattle, rattle.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I suspect she might actually come back with a tale of woe -illness, jaccident or disaster of some sort. Behold my sad little face, rattle, rattle, rattle.

The last time she got into a bad scrape, badmouthing that teacher and the school, she was quiet for a while then lots of vague hints about something serious and needing treatment and scans (turned out to be her gumboils or whatever it was with her jaw).
This then segued into moving to London and rehab. (Not saying that is what is happening here - just that there might indeed be a vague tale of woe).

 

[Brian Butterfield]

In all my time on Twitter, I don't think I have once seen this sort of vitriol pointed towards Jack?

 

[HotesTilaire]

In all my time on Twitter, I don't think I have once seen this sort of vitriol pointed towards Jack?

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The vitriol works behind the scenes

 

[Brian Butterfield]

The vitriol works behind the scenes

Yeah, from a crappy bungalow in Southend.

 

[Orphan_Black]

If Jack got such trolling, she'd screenshot it and share to the squigs for maximum pity party tin rattles.

Jack is so irrelevant that they don't.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I sincerely hope the people in her real life have taken her away for the weekend.

I have noticed that it's much nicer online when she's quiet. We sing, we make crossword clues, we count things and nobody is angry, upset, triggered!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

In all my time on Twitter, I don't think I have once seen this sort of vitriol pointed towards Jack?

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Nor her having a recipe for anything as solid or fresh as a salad