Have to say I love how her twitter avatar is the blonde fright wig, which looks nothing like her current iteration of Ben A1
Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe
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Hoooooops.
I had a quick look at the 35 likes on that tweet and was tickled to see one from a blue tick Guardian columnist.
God her hair is awful and she’s not and never had been a single mother or you know ‘poor’
I can easily believe that the police officer said, "Oh, you're Jack Monroe? Great work!" or similar, because if 271 threads have taught us anything, it's that a lot of people are very stupid.
But that's as far as it would have gone. "Jack Monroe? Good job on the Asda thing. Now put your bag in the scanner please. And Gordon, can you open the window, this place reeks of sardines all of a sudden."
But that's as far as it would have gone. "Jack Monroe? Good job on the Asda thing. Now put your bag in the scanner please. And Gordon, can you open the window, this place reeks of sardines all of a sudden."
No idea where this will fall as I'm about 20 pages behind but yes they were so weird, my teacher was like a weird hippy type one! Also when I did AH moddies we were essentially in a room that was a storage room in like a tower. It was very bizarre. Also I had no idea E&W didn't have modern studies.
As a mother with 2 autistic children( I'm not the oracle)
G struggles with emotions, noise, people.
She doesn't get facial expressions or jokes or sarcasm.
Her brain works at speed so she can do 4 tasks at the same but struggles with watching TV ( we have subtitles on)
She's a runner, so when she gets overwhelmed, she'll run and hide but will also come out on the defensive and attack mode.
Can she lie.. Yes, but she convinces herself that her lie is the truth.
Oh and monroe HAVE YOU PAID TT THE 10,000 YET YA GRIFTER SLOPPER.
G struggles with emotions, noise, people.
She doesn't get facial expressions or jokes or sarcasm.
Her brain works at speed so she can do 4 tasks at the same but struggles with watching TV ( we have subtitles on)
She's a runner, so when she gets overwhelmed, she'll run and hide but will also come out on the defensive and attack mode.
Can she lie.. Yes, but she convinces herself that her lie is the truth.
Oh and monroe HAVE YOU PAID TT THE 10,000 YET YA GRIFTER SLOPPER.
She spoke to the Scottish Greens and laughed about Scotland not getting independence.
Everyone saying Ben from A1 would drive her up the (rented) wall if she read here, which she doesn’t! Not sure which chapter of ‘Poverty Cosplay for Dummies’ suggests styling yourself as a 90s boyband-er who happens to be slumming it in the Cotswolds?? The woolly jumper and big boots look like she’s on a yomp to the village shop to stock up on essential chorizo and avocados for the second home, not making a serious presentation.
By the way, Jack, what did you speak about? Cos, so far, all we’ve had from your visit is you licking your own arse. Anything important to say about single parents? Benefits? No?
People must stop asking Jack about the charity money. She will hand it over at the right time.
If you are asking about it, then you're mentally ill and should see a doctor. Apparently using the suggestion of mental health problems as a slur and as way to discredit someone is fine now. Must have missed that meeting.
All of the above is in response to someone asking if she's paid the money yet.
I know. I think the Scottish Greens have largely woken up to her though. The SNP, not so much.
I can check this with someone who knows…. Will post reply later
Jack Monroe #272 Jack would like some attention on the internet
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