What I thought, can I get a slice of the money pie (if it's not been through the blender) if we are getting paid to be here?!Jacktionary klaxon! "Monetise" lol if only.
What I thought, can I get a slice of the money pie (if it's not been through the blender) if we are getting paid to be here?!Jacktionary klaxon! "Monetise" lol if only.
She must have been reading. I remember making a joke about at least the trifle isn’t brown. Then next thing suddenly there’s a brown crumble!Brown is after all her absolute favourite colour for all foods #brown
I see no sponge fingers...
It was possibly blended into the cod roe "custard".I see no sponge fingers...
I'm going to be generous, and suspect that she had to give Mini back, as realised her giant cat wasn't going to accept a new housemate. I just hope that Mini is okJack posted about Mini on her Insta 13 weeks ago.
A squiggle has asked about her. No reply.
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THAT WOMAN needs to get out of Jack's niche. She's jollof rice all over again.This Morning are doing a section on slashing your supermarket bill. All about yellow stickers. Alice Beer is doing it. I think Jack was busy.
Shell have the squigs out in force soonTHAT WOMAN needs to get out of Jack's niche. She's jollof rice all over again.
Yeah, Alice Beer all up in Jack's niche. Alice has a career in consumer journalism going back to the eighties. She's very daytime TV fluffy but she's worked with Anne Robinson and Lynn Faulds Wood who weren't pussy cats. From what I can see she works pretty full on and her stuff is well researched and she's a pleasure to watch.THAT WOMAN needs to get out of Jack's niche. She's jollof rice all over again.
In my mind, Evil Landlady is played by Danny Dyer in drag.I hope all the laughter from the crappy Bungalow at the gold spray doesn't alert Evil Landlady to the presence of guests. I can't imagine her chuckling along with trifle bantz. If anything it might enrage her "you're sitting here eating gold bleeping trifle in my bleeping gaff when you owe me rent? Do I look like a mug to you?" *trifle and bowl hit the wall with a splat and a crash*
She'll surely take the fact that her replacement is named after an alcoholic beverage as a personal slight.THAT WOMAN needs to get out of Jack's niche. She's jollof rice all over again.
I see her more as a Dot, smoking and checking on Tattle/Twitter to find out the latest goss...In my mind, Evil Landlady is played by Danny Dyer in drag.
This Morning are doing a section on slashing your supermarket bill. All about yellow stickers. Alice Beer is doing it. I think Jack was busy.
I used to follow the Marcus Mitchell threads on here, and he has directed so many of his followers to this page, by mentioning this site all the time, that so many have seen the light and found out what he’s really like. Jack is probably worried the FM’s would find the truth.The only rule of Twitter is we don't talk about tattle.... Capeesh!
I read that as The Moomins.This Morning are doing a section on slashing your supermarket bill. All about yellow stickers. Alice Beer is doing it. I think Jack was busy.