"...I've worked extremely hard for 10 years for this platform.."
Did she just basically admit Tweeting is her job?
Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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Did she just basically admit Tweeting is her job?
Will you also do big knickers with UNRULY LABIA written on the front and an arrow pointing downwards? (But you have to sell them in packs of 3 as they all need to be worn at once)
You have lightbulbs?What? A lampshade….
Mine have holes in them for lightbulbs. Are mine super unusual and weird
Fancy!
It’s like when Blackadder tells Captain Darling “How lucky you are that your job is also your hobby”
This is brilliant, I did an individual standing ovation
(Like a smol trifle in a tiny pot for one). Don't worry Jack the custard layer will thicken up in the fridge
Been on a ginormous grunk but bringing this in from the last thread cos rather coincidentally, at my job my work colleagues and I have all just had new ID pictures done.
Insert devil wears Prada groundbreaking gif
While you're at it can you also let him know about turd polish? It's a thing...I looked it up.
Is this correct - she's only just discovered that sugar also comes in brown?
Brown is after all her absolute favourite colour for all foods #brown
I've got a tip for you, Jack.
If you don't want to find us then don't mention us at all. People will get curious and google your name and look for the site that is being mean to you.
I found Tattle from a Mumsnet thread that mentioned these threads before it was zapped from MN. I already had a nagging doubt in my mind about your origing story and these threads and the wiki confirmed those suspicions.
Thanks for explaining trifle, Jack.
i mean, you usually make crumble with Demerara sugar rather than white anyway Jack. Hardly breaking new ground here
just not using a tit ingredient (rice instead of arborio in rissotto for example)So somehow managed to tell the truth but still lieView attachment 1123531
The bottom layer looks like she’s flung water into a stale ashtray and left it for an hour
no one pointed it out to her, she came to the conclusion herself and told everyone!I wonder what the plan is behind her mentioning Tattlle. Is she hoping for an influx of flying monkeys? Or a body of complaints to whichever committee it is which is regulating the internet? I thought it was funny when Jack did not seem to realise that this legislation would apply to her too.
So has she got a block of jaggery in the cupboard or did she give it away? Or am I reading this wrong?
I found them in a puddle 🥸
I feel like those of you who actually read her BS, unlike us who have her and any words related to her muted, should get danger money, frankly.
She gave the kombucha away due to the alcohol and potential issues it might have for her sobriety
Was wondering if it's to somehow deflect from the TT stuff. Or maybe she's planning to make a big deal of the donation and rub it in our faces, "discredit" us etc. But perhaps the TT don't want a big deal? TBH as long as they get the money I don't care how. Even an update would be welcome at this stage. The silence is deafening.
For people Jack sent here: Jack Monroe sold merchandise in aid of the trussel trust, raised £10k and has yet to give it to them despite receiving the money a week ago. Based on these figures thousands of people have been victims of fraud, spending upwards of £15 on grammatically incorrect, politically insensitive bags and tshirts, thinking they were doing it for charity. Instead they are buying spoons and hats.
Why did you have to remind me of this? Just why?View attachment 1123531
The bottom layer looks like she’s flung water into a stale ashtray and left it for an hour
As for not reading here, well *insert 'Sure Jan' gif*
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