OT but my friend dated a guy who ghosted her when he got gout. We think it's because she sang that 'Henry the 8th I am' song at him down the phone when he told her but I personally think his leg fell off.
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A Jack gout cookbook would be useless because it's all so different. My brother lives on beer but gets it if he eats a banana. Plus she's gotta get through Kachooey's list first!
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