I interrupt these tales of Sandwiches from the Days of Yore to bring you this humble account of what a brilliant generous person Jack is, written, of course, by Jack.
(pics in wrong order. Soz)
(pics in wrong order. Soz)
White bread spread with real butter filled with salt and vinegar crisps. Done. Is this the next big index?
This one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
You need a ridiculous amount of flour in the flour to potato ratio. I did them once, then went back to shop bought for the convenience.I'm sorry but these aren't tattie scones, they are Irish potato cakes. I'm a traitor to my country because I actually prefer these to the triangle proper tattie scones.
Nothing can beat my grandma's fresh home made tattie scones with leftover mash from dinner. I've tried to recreate them a few times but never managed it.
I take it back. She encourages crisp sandwiches. Dammit.
Salt and Vinegar Index also incorporating the increase in the price of fishWhite bread spread with real butter filled with salt and vinegar crisps. Done. Is this the next big index?
Normally I’m not a mega fan of the songs (please don’t remove my Frau badge) but this had me choking on a slice of pizza. And I take pizza very seriously. I envisaged this as the Flight of the Choncords version.How dare you all doubt the strength and durability of everyone's favourite sideboard bench presser.
In other news I was singing away to Pet Shop Boys : West end girls this morning and it is just begging for a Jack Based rewrite
Sometimes you're grandad is DEAD
There's a big ginger cat and it's sleeping on your bed
She's fucking mad, too unstable
Kicking in shins and bench pressing tables
In a bunglaow in a SouthEnd town
Call the police, there's a mad (wo) man around
Falling down underground on way to Asda
In a South End town
… In a SouthEnd town, in the slop bowl world
The smallest boys and litigating girls
… Too many educated, tattling voices
Face tune on iphone too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How many followers have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
Which do you choose, a hard or slop option
Etc
Admittedly one of my kids eats pretty much the same food everyday because of sensory issues, he can't even contemplate eating a sandwich. He certainly couldn't eat that particularly stodgy mix of squidgy consistencies even with crisps inserted to presumably add some actual texture. The way Jack eats you'd assume she doesn't have teeth
I just got an air fryer and tried once again (after a gap of years) to make some with leftover mash. I will try again but use more flour next time, or even look up an actual recipe instead of just bunging stuff together.You need a ridiculous amount of flour in the flour to potato ratio. I did them once, then went back to shop bought for the convenience.
I sometimes wonder if she does?! Not going to lie.Admittedly one of my kids eats pretty much the same food everyday because of sensory issues, he can't even contemplate eating a sandwich. He certainly couldn't eat that particularly stodgy mix of squidgy consistencies even with crisps inserted to presumably add some actual texture. The way Jack eats you'd assume she doesn't have teeth
It was the repeated photo more than the actual food. I should have been clearerAdmittedly one of my kids eats pretty much the same food everyday because of sensory issues
You'd think she'd have varied her images a little bit if actually dishing it up 3 days in a row to poor boyIt was the repeated photo more than the actual food. I should have been clearer
Halcyon days. Albert square has never been as good as when they used to play hard dirty dub in the marketplace 24/7Scenes from the shitty bungalow..
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