Not gonna lie I have considered doing this. But so far common sense has prevailed.
Not gonna lie I have considered doing this. But so far common sense has prevailed.Why would you make a sandwich for yourself the night before, in order to eat for lunch the next day, in your own home. Why would you do that?
Think how many simple sandwiches you could make out of £10k.It would be 2 slices of bread with a cheque for £10,000 addressed to the Trussel Trust
I have friends who do this with their kids packed lunches. They make a batch up and freeze them. Act as coolers too.Not gonna lie I have considered doing this. But so far common sense has prevailed.
Yeah I’ll take a French stick with a side of PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXESIt would be 2 slices of bread with a cheque for £10,000 addressed to the Trussel Trust
I’m not lying to you lot. I totes do this. Mrs T gets up at some ridiculous hour and crumbs do my nut in. Reducing the number of times I have to clear up crumbs by 50% is a good thing in my book so I make both sandwiches the night before.Not gonna lie I have considered doing this. But so far common sense has prevailed.
39p for a smart price load of bread gives you approx 20 slices and 10 sandwichesThink how many simple sandwiches you could make out of £10k.
Great natural laxative right thereWhen I was searching for the trifle in a lamp yesterday I seen this and honestly it knocked me sick. So in case she needs a reminder:
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firstly, the sandwiches would have most likely fallen apart in a child’s bag if that’s how loosely they were wrapped;
Secondly, imagine feeding that cooking bacon to your only child?
and finally, my favourite sandwich would be a £5,000 pound note sandwiched between two lightly buttered £2,500 notes.
To the wanker who said roast beef with English mustard and horseradish - what 9 year old wants that?!
Or a Spanish dish with extra bone for flavour.Jack probably thinks a “patella” is another word for her urban decay thingy so it is safe to say the knee event never happened.
Stand down everyone.
I'd go fucking wild too if I'd have found that in my lunchbox.When I was searching for the trifle in a lamp yesterday I seen this and honestly it knocked me sick. So in case she needs a reminder:
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firstly, the sandwiches would have most likely fallen apart in a child’s bag if that’s how loosely they were wrapped;
Secondly, imagine feeding that cooking bacon to your only child?
and finally, my favourite sandwich would be a £5,000 pound note sandwiched between two lightly buttered £2,500 notes.
To the wanker who said roast beef with English mustard and horseradish - what 9 year old wants that?!
So dry. Soooo drrrrryThis one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
SB's completely genuine declarations kill me. That's something I'd eat when stoned and regret the next morning. My best friend did once make me what I still consider the most amazing sandwich ever when I lived with her post-break up for a while and I'm wondering now if I offended her by not immediately declaring I'd never leave.This one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
All 9 year olds are interchangeable, like herbs and black clothing.If she could just walk towards the car with a suitcase full of money for the Trussell Trust, I will walk towards her with a failsafe sandwich for a 9 year old and we'll swap.
All 9 year olds like exactly the same sandwich
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