OH MY GOD EGG MAYO AND CUT INTO TRIANGLES YOU BORING twit
Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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I'm just surprised she didn't silently rip the banister off with her bare hands.Only she could trip and ‘dislocate’ her knee and then put it back into place.
It’s possibly one of the most painful injuries to suffer from, did she bite down on a piece of wood too as she performed this complicated manoeuvre?
Still a lying knob then.
….and why is she banging on about trifle again?
Kids hate manky grated carrot and cheap soft cheese. I mean, anything but that and you're fine
Pythagoras innit (Not dodgy I promise).
Rectangles Vs. Triangles: The Great Sandwich Debate
You've got a lot of decisions to make as you build that leftover turkey sandwich. One decision you'll probably make with ease is whether to cut the sandwich into triangles or rectangles. If you go for the diagonal slice, you're in good company. Chefs, foodies, an architect and even a...
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I’m convinced she’s now asked all the questions. ALL of them.Pythagoras innit. (Not dodgy I promise).
Rectangles Vs. Triangles: The Great Sandwich Debate
You've got a lot of decisions to make as you build that leftover turkey sandwich. One decision you'll probably make with ease is whether to cut the sandwich into triangles or rectangles. If you go for the diagonal slice, you're in good company. Chefs, foodies, an architect and even a...
9 year old me would only ever eat plain cheese sandwiches. Now, what's the story with the charity t-shirt money?
Siiiigh. Who does the 9 year old belong to that she's aiming this at, then?
Jack has published 6 recipe books and yet asks for advice on what to put in a sandwich? I'm so weirdly fascinated by this bizarre character she plays online. Someone could write a full PhD thesis on the many personalities and professions of Jack Monroe.
I hope poor Cooper wasn't forced to do a whoopsie in Jacks hat whilst she was fixing her knee.
How dare you all doubt the strength and durability of everyone's favourite sideboard bench presser.
In other news I was singing away to Pet Shop Boys : West end girls this morning and it is just begging for a Jack Based rewrite
Sometimes you're grandad is DEAD
There's a big ginger cat and it's sleeping on your bed
She's bleeping mad, too unstable
Kicking in shins and bench pressing tables
In a bunglaow in a SouthEnd town
Call the police, there's a mad (wo) man around
Falling down underground on way to Asda
In a South End town
… In a SouthEnd town, in the slop bowl world
The smallest boys and litigating girls
… Too many educated, tattling voices
Face tune on iphone too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How many followers have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
Which do you choose, a hard or slop option
Etc
In other news I was singing away to Pet Shop Boys : West end girls this morning and it is just begging for a Jack Based rewrite
Sometimes you're grandad is DEAD
There's a big ginger cat and it's sleeping on your bed
She's bleeping mad, too unstable
Kicking in shins and bench pressing tables
In a bunglaow in a SouthEnd town
Call the police, there's a mad (wo) man around
Falling down underground on way to Asda
In a South End town
… In a SouthEnd town, in the slop bowl world
The smallest boys and litigating girls
… Too many educated, tattling voices
Face tune on iphone too many choices
If, when, why, what?
How many followers have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
Which do you choose, a hard or slop option
Etc
I’m on a massive grunk (page 19) but because of Jack’s trifle, I’ve had this ear worm.
Please can I nominate myself for a thread title of “Golden brown, texture of slop’ if someone hasn’t already come up with it
Please can I nominate myself for a thread title of “Golden brown, texture of slop’ if someone hasn’t already come up with it
SB 's sister is nine.
Doesn't read here but steals our phrases all the time. What guff!
I love Pet Shop Boys and this. Hoping to go see them when they're in my city soon and I will think of your rewrite if they play it. Also I may try marry Neil Tennant but that may not work out for a number of reasons.
Fucksake even Starbucks does a cheese and marmite sandwich.
I'm just recalling the time in my life where I was compelled to ramble on and on about absolute bleeping trivial shite to people I didn't know, and what caused that...
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Why has she wheeled out Boring Jack again? This is rubbish.
It's purely a social media engagement exercise. It's the idiot squigs that actually respond to this shite I despair about - but people (and most of the people who like her) like her because they, too love nothing more than talking about themselves and what crappy sandwich they think is the best
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