I'm roughly 15 pages behind but I already know that you manifested this and caused an early morning chaos that brought out A&E Dr Jack to fix a dislocated knee. Speed reading to get to that part of the *soap opera that is Jack Monroe*. Trying not to have an aneurysm with all the excitement. Toot toot.Here's hoping Coops (mate) tripped her up as she brought it to the table.
“Give me back my keys you muppppet”In my mind, Evil Landlady is played by Danny Dyer in drag.
Totally agree that anything like that needs urgent treatment of the non Urban Decay variety. I will say of my experience it has never been right since and I should have been taken to A&E, even if it was in the last century when 'walking it off' was regarded as cutting edge technology and getting off your tits in a field was a night out.It is possible to dislocate a joint and pop it back in, if you have EDS Hypermobility type. I have it and yes I've popped a knee back in when I tumbled down the stairs. You are not absolutely fine after, the joint remains unstable and inflamed for a good while after, not to mention other injuries as a result of the fall, mine being spinal damage which is going to need surgery 6 years after the event. Hypermobility can run in the family though so there's a chance it could have happened, but you don't just bounce back to being fine straightaway.
Or a Spanish dish with a crackly bottom.Jack probably thinks a “patella” is another word for her urban decay thingy so it is safe to say the knee event never happened.
Stand down everyone.
Slight lol at "knee rail".Don't feel sorry for me, being stung by a wasp and having a root canal both hurt more. Toot toot!I've done this, in fact, for maximum Jack points, my sister did this to me when she rudely kicked me down our wooden, steep non-spiral stairs when I was a teenager. My mum came and told both of us off, told me my knee looked disgusting and she was going in the back garden to calm down. By the time she had 'calmed down' my knee cap had somehow slid back into place with no intervention and no need to inform my dad when he got home from work, or seek medical attention. Did nip a bit, mind you.
I know I sound like a broken record but let us not forget A.N Other countless charities that were to be benefactors following TT distancing themselves. What will happen to that money. That’s what I want to know.I really don’t care if the amount raised was £50, I just want to see receipts of the money being sent from Teemill, and to TT. It’s the principle (really) of being open and transparent. If these zelebs and instahuns carry on unchecked, everyone will be claiming they’ve raised thousands for charity. It’s not hard, you don’t need the big graphics total like Comic Relief or the cardboard counter thing that got coloured in on Blue Peter. Just say the truth, then prove it’s true. Not an unreasonable ask.
If only there was a child around that age living with you that you could ask?
Most definitely bollocks considering she fell on the stairs in the shitty bungalow.Wow, popping her own dislocated kneecap back in. What a superhuman feat. I guess only the special sort of people, those who were able to eyeball their own c section, are able to do this. Must be all the fish and bollocks!
If she can tweet she can send a bank transfer.Guarantee this accident is her setting herself up for a few medical problems that will mysteriously delay the TT stuff
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