Poor Mr Asda, he's had a busy week with all the frantic relabeling, rice breaking, and fishing lumps of fruit out of the jam to make it suitable for the Smart Price range...and what does Jack do in return? Send the squiggles to Tesco to buy mesh bags.Shit...MrAsda has heard about Jack switching between Smart(space)Price, #af links and terrible knickers and he is NOT happy
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Jack never runs out of spooooons. She owns about 3 million.
Poor SB would have been so confused seeing Mama eat something solid "I can blend that for you Mama before I go out on my evening bimble".Beaked beans makes me laugh every time, apologies to that squig who is likely a victim of
Is someone giving you a pack of crisps on a plate with a half-arsed toastie really so remarkable that you have to tweet about it? I suppose if you never eat solids it would be considered a real treat and tbh if I was given crisps I probably would be considering marriage.
Bet she claimed a sunflower lanyard when they became all the range during the pandemic.This is such a good point, and it’s made me realise Jack’s lanyard thing isn’t just a way to have another affiliate link. It’s a “prop”, which people with Munchausen’s are known to love.
GIPHY never lets me down#jackshacks #7510eleventy12
Wear you bank card and front door key on a lanyard, tell your 350k or whatevs Twatter people that you do making sure they know the supermarket yellow sticker grab you do and your favoured day and time.
Leave me alone.
Goodnight x
#maverickcunt
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1) Bit pointless hiding your key inside your house? If someone has already broken in they don't need a key.
2) If they're already in your house they don't need your bank card either as you've stock checked on Twitter your possessions and their location, and declared you have money in your account.
3) Loser.
Such classic Jackness, period poverty is a real problem, there are some fantastic initiatives that could be spotlit, but no, let's go for the misery memoir instead.When she was being snippy to ChrisMate (economics editor of the Financial Times) it was socks and newspaper, and because he hadn't done that he had no right to discuss inflation.
Oh yeah, found it. SIT DOWN!
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