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Jack Monroe #26 Jack be bitter, Jack be quick, Jack stop being such a dick.
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Maybe it was her brief fleet street career?! She says she still has the article so we have that Jilly Cooper ghostwritten fun to look forward to.
I can’t not read her tweets in Alan Partridge’s voice
Purely speculation, m’lud, but can we completely rule out the concept of someone running several Twitter accounts? #dannydogsdinner
My fellow haus frau, I can now predict the future! Ok I know she is quite predictable and never fails us 
Jack give it a bleeping rest!
Jack give it a bleeping rest!
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again, she’s not wrong, but stop making it about you and being so bleeding rude!
Wow! “And on the subject of Grenfell, let’s talk about ME and my sobriety”.
And what things does she “get done” exactly? She can’t even boil spaghetti. She’s loathsome.
And what things does she “get done” exactly? She can’t even boil spaghetti. She’s loathsome.
Hmm. Not touching this one with a barge pole, M’Lud. She has spent the last few weeks being either the happiest she’s ever been or the lowest. Get a diary, Jack.
I must have seen this ep hundreds of times and I still laugh.
Catch any compliments, Jack?
One last thing, the poor Hellmanns PR who was relieved she only had to deal with the sideboard photo shoot must be looking forward to work tomorrow.
We really do need an eyerolling emoji!
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sorry, i’m not done. What does she inspire? Blagging a job you’re not qualified for and ballsing it up? Constantly being vicious to people who question her? Getting five figures for a ‘show’ that you kamikaze every week with obvious disinterest? Urgh.
So the night of grenfell she had the presence of mind to be downloading plans and was writing an unpublished article and was also on the ground volunteering. BUSY
Someone has offered to send her a list of global zoom meetings now. Would she be made welcome considering what she's done in the past?
Where's Jimmy Nail when you need him?
She’s ex-fire brigade remember? The chief officer probably has a bat phone to get straight through to her in times of national emergency. Just a giant “J” in the sky over Essex
She always gets on one late at night doesn't she? 
She looks sad. Her smile doesn’t reach her eyes. And I refuse to comment on what the angles have been specifically chosen to highlight.
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