Jack Monroe #26 Jack be bitter, Jack be quick, Jack stop being such a dick.

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Why does she say she picks people who can’t cook to be her partner? Allegra owned half of Leon didn’t she?! Plus she is an acclaimed food writer.
 
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OMG, can you imagine the arguments she'd have with the judges and her dance partner?!
 
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Also that she sees cooking as “competitive”. I imagine she is the type to throw screaming tantrums in the kitchen.
 
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I can’t bear I’m a Celebrity*.

But in the unlikely event of the Southend Camper doing it, you know I’d be here for your black hearted recaps.

* is the waterfall shower scene compulsory these days?
 
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She said it very recently and that she had turned them down more than once.

But might reconsider in the future.
That’s wayyyyyy too much second hand embarrassment for me. And I’m going to be really annoyed if she does Strictly! We’d never hear the end of it if she was the first contestant to have a same-sex partner (there was ‘word’ the Beeb would have that this year but obvs it might not go ahead at all this year)
 
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OMG, can you imagine the arguments she'd have with the judges and her dance partner?!
I don't know - I think she might revert to being extremely timid and eager to please. We'd hear constantly about nervous she was, plus lots of in-jokes about her crazy partner in crime dance partner.
 
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Home bargains have vegan cheese for 79p right now as well, there's a lot of accidentally vegan food too that's dead cheap
 
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Guten abend housefrauen!

I know the thread is on a different place now but just wanted to send a message of support to @Begborrowsteal. I've been there too and though it was hideously painful at the time, I feel like he did me a favour. I understand it won't feel that way now though so thinking of you and hope you're managing OK. Sending hugs, if that's your bag. If not, whatever is comforting and nourishing right now. Please take care x

On the issue of plastic cheese and veggie/vegan food, does anyone remember Beanfeast? My favourite meal as a teen was spag bol with bean feast and aforesaid cheese. Yummmm!

Those photos are not a good look. Jack is very attractive in a "manic pixie" way but those are just all wrong. They just look sort of sad and make me want to cook vats of chicken soup and feed it to her! I know, I'm too soft. Still, I expect she'll piss me off by tweeting something ignorant about ASD in a hot minute.
 
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Her page says she has 208 patrons and the lowest membership level is $4 so that’s $832 if you go on everyone being a low tier subscriber. Exchange rates makes it £660ish per month.
 
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nah surely she’s not famous enough for I’m a celeb?!
If there’s any truth in this at all (doubtful), I think it’s more likely that her agent made a pitch for the show, and (before or after discussing it further) they turned her down.
 
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I tell hubby about Jack and the posts here, I keep asking him to join too but he says he can post vicariously through me. I told him about the latest posts, how she wants a relationship with someone who can't cook, and he said she is in a relationship...with herself.
 
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She's added 'queer' to her Twitter bio.

This isn't a very interesting update to report, but we can't expect weird underwear photos every day.
 
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Thread #elevenrife
Takes cash from fans with bugger all thanks
Poses on worktop in bra and Spanx
 
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@Pocahontas I've just watched the trailer for Midsommar... I’m going to watch it. I was put off by the “horror” label, creepy I can deal with. Going to find somewhere I can watch it!
If you like Midsommar I recommend The Witch, and Mother!, although a lot of people hated it I thought it was amazing and saw it three times - it really needs to be seen in a big screen for maximum impact, and I can almost guarantee you will say 'what the fuck have I just seen!'.
 
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