Jack Monroe #26 Jack be bitter, Jack be quick, Jack stop being such a dick.

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Ellabella

I go out for the day then return to 20+ pages...!

I mean, I just can't even begin to think what promo those pictures are for. Her own Ali Express range of ill fitting leisure wear? Before and after shots for hair removal cream?

And more importantly am I the only one annoyed that she didn't close all the drawers properly before taking the pictures?
 
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Starsanddaggers

"I’m autistic, that means I’m a bit odd – not all autistic people are odd – but I’m a bit socially awkward, not very good at feelings. But I’m a fantastic cook, so come over and let me cook for you but don’t try and talk to me too much about how your day is going.’”




Oh god here comes my rage. Sorry haus fraus.....


Autism isn't a trend Jack, you massive dick.

It's actually a disability.

Not a quirk.


Wanna come for a walk round my sons school?

You could cook for the kids.

Oh wait. Maybe not.

Not only is your food shit. But half are tube fed due to their constant stimming and sensory issues. Some have prader willi as part of their umbrella of diagnosis and are on limited food intake and the rest only eat a handle (maximum) of foods.

Now piss off. Stop trivialising autism.....

From me.


Also an autistic woman
 
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emm

Marmalade Atkins said:
The thing that annoys me most with those photos is the fact that the drawers aren't closed completely flush with the unit.
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I love that that’s what you’ve focused on I was too shocked by the fotos themselves to notice any such details

I have no idea about Scotland but this site sous chef.com looks very good for loads of different ingredients, a friend’s used it and she was impressed

This is great but you need to add in “awkward silences eventuallly filled by the guest” and “ abrupt ending before the show should be ending” and “ no mention of the sponsor “
 
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PennyLoafer

It's the third anniversary of the Grenfell fire today. Do we think she's going to go off on one about her superhero fire-fighting days and how she was the most knowledgeable and empathetic of all the post-Grenfell volunteers? Or will she manage to show a little restraint? Brace positions, Tattlers!
 
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OhhBacon

If we stay on topic and keep talking about her and the photos then I reckon she will stay off Twatter but if we get distracted by seeds, recipes, good books, plastic storage etc well she will have to put out some more controversy....
 
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emm

I wonder if their pr works at weekends, or they will just see this shit show when they start on Monday ?
 
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LennyBriscoe

Yes, absolutely.
 
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Saturn.

Starsanddaggers said:
Cycle shorts worn longer than the intended work out sounds like recipe for a yeast infection.
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Well, that certainly wasn't the first thing I was expecting to read this Sunday morning. Strangely, it probably isn't the worst recipe on these threads.

Tabitha D said:
Hmm. I’m sure someone in here said that her followers/brainless acolytes were “enablers”. But she’s not been here for 7 weeks right?
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‘Enablers’ - I thought the same. Proof (if any more were needed) that Jack reads Tattle religiously. The bizarre parallel platform relationship continues.

maytoseptember said:
….. Also (help me out I can be very literal) was she joking when she said she was on OnlyFans, or is she really on OnlyFans?
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Posted 17/05/2020. We are (literally) managing and guiding Jack's career from here. We need to discuss a class action for theft of intellectual property.


BeautifulTrauma said:
I wouldn’t joke about it. Onlyfans would be another revenue stream for her, don’t give her ideas!
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emm

Yeh she’s 100% one of those people who would post on their personal fb emo statuses like “why does this always have to happen to me ” and wait for people to ask what’s wrong
 
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heretoreaditall2019

If she creates an onlyfans it’ll be like the shed, an exercise in PR / branding that she likes the idea of being but can’t commit to doing anything with. Or another marginalised person box to tick. She’s far too lazy to see anything through so she’ll repost those same pictures from the shoot & hope fans forget to cancel their subscription.

We’re forgetting she takes around the avg monthly salary in this country via Patreon, simply for just existing. Why on earth would she bother to work at anything new...
 
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AmTellinYa

BeautifulTrauma said:
You know the cafe on The Apprentice they go to when they are on the losing team?

All she needs is a striped blue and white apron and she has the exact grotty look I would associate with some ex con reinventing themselves in a greasy spoon.
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Yessss! Maybe this is her new USP, grotty cafe chic.
 
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emm

kirkvanhouten said:
I think thats a good assumption Jelly Bean, back to Melissa Hadjicostas.

Possibly moving on food wise to a more middle class/edible recipe book
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Greek cooking I bet, all of which we be an insult to her ancestors
 
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emm

That sounds like the kind of thing I would’ve eaten drunk at uni at4am and regretted for the rest of the week
 
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