I didn’t even know there were words! I saw the pictures and that was it, no words appeared on my radarI thought she was referring to herself in those pictures as being the something that's simmering...as in simmering hot
But to need a bodyguard the implication is surely you need protection when you’re out (you would surely find someone else to live short term if you thought you were in imminent risk in your home)....and in the whole haircut saga she said she hadn’t been out...Possibly... You never know if some of these men that follow her get a bit iffy sometimes? Or it could just be her being over dramatic again
Yep, these photos are edited af.You can tell she’s used a filter on this to darken the colours (do we have any graphic designers who can comment on this?) which clearly exacerbates shadow-y areas like under bones etc and gives the impression she’s sickly. If this was insta I’d maybe use that filter on a photo of a building or a book or something to make it pop, definitely not on me?!
Exactly. You can clearly see the Photoshopping. Compare this to the one she's posted on Insta and the one she's used for her Twitter pic. They're much less edited - her hip looks bumpier, doesn't have the fuzzy edge, her legs aren't so smooth, and the wall doesn't seem to warp inwards at her waist.Wonky and distorted wall behind her backside. She's used the slimming tool as well as the smoothing tool.
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Or is it so they won’t recognise or judge her lack of skill?
I didn’t even know there were words! I saw the pictures and that was it, no words appeared on my radar
But to need a bodyguard the implication is surely you need protection when you’re out (you would surely find someone else to live short term if you thought you were in imminent risk in your home)....and in the whole haircut saga she said she hadn’t been out...
https://giphy.com/xUA7b6G577b74RSS3e
Maybe a man said 'Good morning' again?Possibly... You never know if some of these men that follow her get a bit iffy sometimes? Or it could just be her being over dramatic again
Yes absolutely xOr is it so they won’t recognise or judge her lack of skill?
Cant lie I've spent my entire lockdown watching Law and Order reruns on 5 USA,I didn’t even know there were words! I saw the pictures and that was it, no words appeared on my radar
But to need a bodyguard the implication is surely you need protection when you’re out (you would surely find someone else to live short term if you thought you were in imminent risk in your home)....and in the whole haircut saga she said she hadn’t been out...
https://giphy.com/xUA7b6G577b74RSS3e
Why would she post both versions? Confusing.Yep, these photos are edited af.
Exactly. You can clearly see the Photoshopping. Compare this to the one she's posted on Insta and the one she's used for her Twitter pic. They're much less edited - her hip looks bumpier, doesn't have the fuzzy edge, her legs aren't so smooth, and the wall doesn't seem to warp inwards at her waist.
Jack has been BUSY editing her photos!
Strange though, how she's posted both the heavily edited and the less heavily versions.
I think she's accidentally uploaded the unedited version. Just when you thought it couldn't get any cringier.Still catching up but I just went on insta and she has uploaded just one of the pics there, comments turned off, of course, but twitter pics have been edited, the insta one has not the reason I know this is her legs are a different colour and all hairy in the insta one, now I have nothing against not shaving your legs, I haven't shaved my legs in a fortnightbut why edit and upload one set of pics to one social site and then upload a non edited version to another, it makes it obvious you edit your pics, it just made me hoot here enjoy this close up and apologies if already mentioned, I am several pages behind lol View attachment 153380
The perfect gif!Why would she post both versions? Confusing.
It’s like she WANTS the scrutiny, the discussion of her motives. She’s a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
https://giphy.com/10koGH0aisNoli
She must be currently on the 10% of time she's not vegan (ish). I'm not vegan nor vegetarian but I wouldn't eat that artery clogging mixture. I'd need to hug the gaviscon in bed for dear lifeView attachment 153493
To be honest? No.
PS this, er, brilliant recipe idea has been up for a shorter time than the "sexy" pics, and has more likes. Jack, the people have spoken: a double layer of burger cheese is more appealing than your skanky old sports bra.
Maybe she has become aware that the promised book is not happening but Jack had time to send Nigella one.Unusually, superfan hasn’t commented on the Twitter pics. Maybe this sort of thing is not her cup of tea.
Someone asked her if the recipe can be veganised, and she assures us it can (replace the mince with raw tofu, the cheese with vegan mayo, and instead of cooking it just kind of smush it together and hope for the best?).She must be currently on the 10% of time she's not vegan (ish). I'm not vegan nor vegetarian but I wouldn't eat that artery clogging mixture. I'd need to hug the gaviscon in bed for dear life
She's that really annoying person you worked with at summer camp once for 2 weeks that you made the mistake of accepting the friend request on Facebook and now they overly familiarly comment on all your statuses.Oh dear!
It might br. That's just what he said, and tiny me hadn't heard that word before, so remembered itThought it was - not for arseholes.
She’s not even remotely vegan. Her latest recipes are hardcore meat - pork crackling, sausages, burgers. Sausage sandwiches day after day. She eats more meat than I do (and I’m a bog standard omnivore).She must be currently on the 10% of time she's not vegan (ish). I'm not vegan nor vegetarian but I wouldn't eat that artery clogging mixture. I'd need to hug the gaviscon in bed for dear life
Even photoshopped, those pics are extremely grotty. Maybe that’s what she was going for, but ...Yep, these photos are edited af.
Exactly. You can clearly see the Photoshopping. Compare this to the one she's posted on Insta and the one she's used for her Twitter pic. They're much less edited - her hip looks bumpier, doesn't have the fuzzy edge, her legs aren't so smooth, and the wall doesn't seem to warp inwards at her waist.
Jack has been BUSY editing her photos!
Strange though, how she's posted both the heavily edited and the less heavily versions.
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