Meh: there's an episode of Friends wherein Joey enjoys Rachel's badly made trifle... And in that vein "I like it" ignorance is bliss, as with 5p sausages apparently.This heart-warming dish will be beneficial if you have fleas, dear heart, as it contains 6 fat cloves of garlic.
It also has pet mince from a local butcher for 1€ a kilo as I understand what nose to tail meat eating means. Enjoy!
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Easy enough to check insulation, those who know the address can look up the EPC which is a requirement for renting...I think it's been one since she's been in that place. Or is that getting too stalkery?
When I was house hunting I got very good at finding out all sorts about houses for sale!!
When I was house hunting I got very good at finding out all sorts about houses for sale!!
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Could it be...Hotes' Oats?!Maybe someone should direct her to the episode of Luther where someone is hiding in the loft
I'm currently drinking an adult milkshake from Hotel Chocolat in my Rob Ryan charity mug, which was about 1/15th the cost of one of his prints. But then I only work 7, maybe 8 hour days, so no wonder it's beyond my reach.
Eh, you missed step 4 - turn ordeal into a 1000 tweet thread including your PayPal details 12 times.I can sympathise with tit-My-Loft-Hatch-Is-Mysteriously-Open Jack, as I was in exactly the same situationearlier this year. Here's what I did:
1. Got the stepladder
2. Checked there was no-one up there
3. Softly, gently, put the hatch back in place
Hope that helps, Jack
Or this YouTube video.Maybe someone should direct her to the episode of Luther where someone is hiding in the loft
My mum has lived in her house for over 30 years. She has a hatch to the loft space. She has never opened it. And we never will. No desire to ever find out what is up there.I can sympathise with tit-My-Loft-Hatch-Is-Mysteriously-Open Jack, as I was in exactly the same situation
1. Got the stepladder
2. Checked there was no-one up there
3. Softly, gently, put the hatch back in place
Hope that helps, Jack
It has got one valid for next 8 years...
From a 2013 government paper
16.2 million homes had loft insulation of at least 125mm (68 per cent of homes with lofts). Of the 7.4 million homes with lofts without at least 125mm of insulation, only a small number are estimated to have no insulation – around 1 per cent of all properties with lofts.
It’s feasible Jack’s loft insulation isn’t up to current standards, it’s highly unlikely it has no insulation.
16.2 million homes had loft insulation of at least 125mm (68 per cent of homes with lofts). Of the 7.4 million homes with lofts without at least 125mm of insulation, only a small number are estimated to have no insulation – around 1 per cent of all properties with lofts.
It’s feasible Jack’s loft insulation isn’t up to current standards, it’s highly unlikely it has no insulation.
It has 100mm insulation in the loft but the 'roof rooms' dont, so is likely cold
What's the rating?
It is rated E
Some of the areas are assumed to have no insulation, but they could have insulation. It means that no one was able to check, for whatever reason. Even the 100m insulation in the loft was estimated, so
My comment would be, why does a smol pixie need a huge 2 porches (inner and outer) 2 huge hallways (entrance and inner hall) 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house to live in? Regardless of how insulated it is.
Live in an appropriately sized home and the heating costs would be slashed.
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The inspector was eaten by the Rug.
"No, you shouldn't put beef in the trifle! It did not taste good!"
Edit to add that part of the same rant includes:
"Phoebe, I think Jaques Cousteau is DEAD!"
Someone is getting a home baked from Jack then.
If everything about the “crappy bungalow “ is so bad, why doesn’t she move. The fixed contract/monthly contract can be ended, and she is free to go anywhere else.
Plus I don’t believe she doesn’t have insulation
Date night is going well. Try not to neglect your Friday night dinner guest whilst on the beg. Jack.
You never forget to add this bit. You've had your begging bowl out multiple times since you went viral you bleeping leech. Article in the mirror and hundreds of Patreons not quite enough for you?
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Pathetic, Jack
I’ve just finished watching Inventing Anna and k swear to god we need a show like this about this smelly pixie
I feel we need a ranking system of her most annoying emojis (top 5, laminated ofc).
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