Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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It clearly wasn't nailed shut 
Jack hun go and make some content for your Patrons instead of making mundane tit up to tweet about constantly
Jack hun go and make some content for your Patrons instead of making mundane tit up to tweet about constantly
I repeat: BOLLOCKS!
Thread title suggestion: Beans, beans the magical fruit the more she cooks the more we puke!
Probably too long also too early but srsly this bean obsession is too much. Call the onion police!!
Probably too long also too early but srsly this bean obsession is too much. Call the onion police!!
Does she think that insulation is only there to keep her toasty? It stops mould, damp, structural damage. It prevents all kinds of pests. Frozen pipes? Gutter damage?
Get in the absolute bin, Jack.
So much drama over a loft hatch. Just get a ladder/broom handle and manoevre it back in place.
She's so phenomenally dim it sometimes takes my breath away
So she doesnt pay her rent and slates her landlords property on twitter
Maybe someone should direct her to the episode of Luther where someone is hiding in the loft
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Now come on, squigs, you've all seen this before - put your purses away! And we don't need a GoFundMe or a Kickstarter. 
Nice of the fans to think she needs a co-presenter and is too ickle wickle to carry a programme by herself. A cracking endorsement!
If you queeze a sausage don't you just get squeezed sausage and a sausage skin?
I will not be trying this...SHAN'T!
Nice of the fans to think she needs a co-presenter and is too ickle wickle to carry a programme by herself. A cracking endorsement!
If you queeze a sausage don't you just get squeezed sausage and a sausage skin?
I will not be trying this...SHAN'T!
When she gets to this point of over-tweeting where she runs around the house photographing things as responses and digging out old photos for the adoring crowd is Jack at her Twitter addiction worst
Jack knew that her child would not be taken in to care. Possibly an informal arrangement involving her parents or the child's father or his parents. But is is a pretty low bar for 'good enough' parenting
CBA to dissect Jack's lies, but this is one of her more harmful ones.
And has anyone ever seen a photo of Jack where she didn't look like she was a normal healthy size. Even during the povert
So Jack:
1. Lives in a bungalow
2. Does not have a loft conversion
3. Regularly mentions shouting up/down the stairs
Can someone who is better at Big Maths than me lend a hand please, because I can't get this to add up.
1. Lives in a bungalow
2. Does not have a loft conversion
3. Regularly mentions shouting up/down the stairs
Can someone who is better at Big Maths than me lend a hand please, because I can't get this to add up.
Yup, it's a really horrible and popular narrative, she should be ashamed for perpetuating itHer superpower appears to be actively undermining all of the above in public and adding to the narrative that we’re incapable/dishonest/hard work tbh.
I am also on both and the same review routines/protocols in place. Solidarity to mini indigo, this level of disease activity and subsequent treatment is tough
From the ruddy great mark on the ceiling's paint, I'd say Jack has been using the broom handle to pop the hatch. Just for the likes, innit tho, Jack?!
All the hits in just a few tweets…
- I am GREEK!
- that’ll do
- chaos
- landlandy
- fancy
- completed it mate! (met Nadiya)
Did he take the sink out with him then? Does it have wheels? Did he drive it outdoors? Also doesn't look like he's had a 1970s blowdry.
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