Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe

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I'm so bored of her constantly needing money. She must have debts up to heaven if she's blasting through cash this quick. Also love if you have money in a forever home budget, your not skint. Use that.
 
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Probably because he laid a claim to Southend with his Friday night show… a show that was RIGHTFULLY HERS as a local.
i was watching a repeat of that earlier. The title series has what may appear to be a seagull sqwark, but if you listen closely, you can make out that it’s a tiny smol pixie anguish wail
# fact ( yeah it is , and don’t any of you mithering ninnies try to correct me, because I was actually in the top 33% of fact knowers at school!)
 
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Guess the Tories aren't all bad if they let people earn money online through various medium and don't tax them eh?
 
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The vanishing bollock index, fruit and beg, big math, little math, cardboard slop. So many wrong beans that she blew out the loft hatch. Honestly I'm exhausted. What a time to be alive. But seriously, Jack, can you have a little SM break for a couple of days now please. I need to get some sleep. Thank you.
 
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Far be it from me, as the whitest of white girls, to dive into the pool of beans/legumes/pulses but... have far better and more qualified food writers across the pond not be been cancelled for this exact yet pretty crass attempt at making those weird exotic beans* suitable for UK povs?

Just as a vegan Frau, with mixed race family and forensic knowledge of all the other vegan and understanding-of-beans Frau, I'm a bit flummoxsulted by this "beans are so niche, let me assist" undertaking.

*Aka clearly labelled ingredients with literal instructions on the bag.
 
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That’s such a good point (full disclaimer, I am also white, so happy to be corrected on the rest of what I say).

But if Jack had stopped thinking about her tip jar for one tiny second, she could have enthused about how good value beans etc are for cooking, and then linked to some tips and recipes from people who really know about this stuff from their own backgrounds.
TD is amazing for recognising and celebrating other people’s knowledge and cultures. I know Jack doesn’t have to, but maybe she should, she’d learn things, make connections. I‘m rambling now, you put it perfectly @PunkyMonkey
 
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She has such a weird OAP palate- lemon curd, fish paste, beans.
She's always been strangely old before her time. How many 20 year olds buy Penhaligon's perfume, get excited about Denby crockery sets and wail when they have to sell their collection of vintage suitcases? #1948truther

Well, colour me intrigued.

https://giphy.com/f9eSYJ9UbDd7xTZKKL
 
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"She said 'I've got COVID, this pigeon's a glove"

I am a tree full of champagne owls.
 
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That's the stuff that gets the middle class knobs that follow her interacting with her the most. She's a shapeshifter, she likes whatever gets her the most delicious attention at any given moment
 
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So much for staying if Twitter & getting THE index done, for taking time ‘out’ to recharge, for resting up due to flare ups and exhaustion.
FOR SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR SON in half term.
TWAT- such a TWAT
 
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She's said before that when she rescinded her resignation they refused. They must of been thrilled when she resigned.
Got the job because of Daddy. Must have been ghastly to work alongside. I would hazard a guess she was often late and regularly sick.
They probably all did a happy dance when she left.
 
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Pathetic, Jack



I’ve just finished watching Inventing Anna and k swear to god we need a show like this about this smelly pixie
So much of Jack story in Inventing Anna. The stupid people funding her without doing research, her buying overpriced tat..
 
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